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#facebook #tiktok ????? Just after the “ban” or “server migration” if my tin foil hat is still on !

Banning knives is a good step forward. But anything can be a weapon. Screw drivers, maintenance tools etc. You can walk out of Asda with a full set of cooking knives in with your shopping.

Dunno, was just playing about in D or D minor (not sure) but sounds good 🙂

When Yoda saw himself on film in 4K he said “Mmmmm HDMI”

Won’t be long now before President Musk takes over 😉

Who thinks Musk & Trump sat in Mac Donald’s one Sunday afternoon and discussed putting their vast resources together and taking over the world ? A bit like the Pinky & The Brain cartoons.

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Last nights dream/nightmare::: I’d acquired speach issues and the worse one was getting headache and hard on mixed up ! Think about that a bit, some very odd conversations, gave me a right headache.

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Just been listening (quietly) to someone ranting about the state of the world and what (he thought) should be done. I was asked what I thought was needed. I calmly replied “a dragon”

Them: Lying won’t get you anywhere Me: dunno I won £1000 in a lying contest in Miami in 1986 Them: Did you ? Me: No.

How to exit unwanted social situations :: This d1ck’s not gonna jerk its self off.

Just been thinking (rare I know) Why are wars with weapons and soldiers ? Why do the banks not just prove who has the most money and who owns who ? They could win wars with spread sheets. We wouldn’t even know the war happened !

I’ve not f**ked 2025 up yet ! Check me eh !

When I win the lottery, I’m going to employ someone to do my social media for me. So if like my spilling n grmar gets betta, it’s a clue, and I no longer have to associate with you lot !

All this “new year new me” crap. Rest assured, I’m not changing, if anything, I’ll get worse !

When I win the lottery I’m going to hire a body guard. Not to protect me, I’m going to protect them. Like, you looking at my body guard ? Beat it punk !

Well 2024 was sh1t. Most of 2025 will be sh1t. Stroll in 2026 !

I suppose this is when I should wish people all the best for 2025. But me saying that really isn’t going to change anything is it ? I wish no one ill, but your 2025 is none of my business !

When I win the lottery, I’m changing the new year to July. So it’s easier to stay awake till midnight 🕛

Is this the revolution from X on here ? Are you all X , X’rs ?

When I win the lottery, I’m going to employ someone to use my chip n pin at the checkouts. I’ll be there, I just do not wish to perform such a menial task.

#timing

When I win the lottery, I’m going to employ someone to speak on my behalf. I’ll be there, I just don’t want to speak.

Merry Christmas