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charlielevine.bsky.social
Doe-eyed, cheeky 6ft tall ‘up to no good’ libertine with legs for days • Based in Amsterdam. bio.site/charlielevine
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Touching grass, yes really 🥰

Why make wishes when you can make decisions?

Love a date who literally gets on his knees to take a good picture of me 😇

I need a PA who’s actually an experienced project manager. The project? My life.

Is having lips a necessary condition for kissing? Serious question

A Dutchman, Jacob van Lier, just married an AI chatbot. I truly think that human girlfriends are going to be the biggest flex and status symbol soon. Like you actually got a human to like you? In the age of insufferable AI validation and instant gratification? You must be the real deal.

Strawberry canals forever 🍓

So when did y’all plan on telling me about this? 🤯

I am playing Twister and drinking champagne for breakfast, how’s your day going?

Me to him: “I don’t care how much you can pay me, if you can’t make me feel safe”

I love that more couples seem to know how to find me these days! Honestly not much that beats being the girlfriend for the night of a welcoming couple very much in love. 🥰

There is a salt water lake full of harmless gorgeous jellyfish on this very planet and I really want to go.

I’m not swooning you’re swooning 🥵 @angelicanoi.bsky.social

Would now be a good time to reveal that for the longest time (until last year) I thought “420 friendly” meant someone was very much, like 60 degrees more than 360, into kindness, and that yes I am from Amsterdam?

Do you think cats know how pretty they are?

I don’t usually say yes to a second date unless the first one had me smiling the whole next day.. like I kind of need to have a bit of a crush. Bad for business, maybe, but good for me, so good for business.

How about we elevate the night?

My sexual orientation is spring 🌺

My spring love note should be in your inbox right about…. now! (Do check your spam just in case)

Sending out a very up close and personal quarterly newsletter today - make sure to subscribe via my website if you haven’t already!

Oh, youth is waisted on the young

Who’s this? It’s London calling. May 12-16th.

Just finished reading Severance by Ling Ma and I just want to say: whether you’re into post-apocalyptic lit or not, it really doesn’t matter because this is such a timely, eventful read. I can’t tell you exactly why it’s so brilliant - read it for yourself and report back to me?

I adore bad reality tv and there’s a Dutch dating show I’m watching atm with this white guy who’s so utterly obsessed with Ikigai and I started calling him the ikiguy and from time to time I truly think I could have had a flying career in marketing.

I do love a repost here! After a bit of research i learnt its the best way to maximise your favourite creator‘s reach 💌

Hot girl summer is out. Analog summer is in. I'm talking books. I'm talking radio. I'm talking vinyl. I'm talking leaving my phone and home and having a little city stroll with nothing but a watch and my wallet. I wanna be ✨️ unreachable ✨️

Hoping to finish my newsletter within the next twelve hours, so if you haven’t subscribed yet make sure you do today ♥️

Born-again virgin

It’s all over, baby blue

The main reason I ever started smoking (proud non-smoker now!!) wasn’t peer pressure, it was rather because of how insufferably hot some women made it look

Me and who?

Let’s bring your fan-tasy into the light

Lord give me chastity and temperance, but not yet

Could you kiss me like the sun?

Sunday is a day for worship