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OK GO is such an interesting band because they create some of the most mind-blowing music videos ever made, but somehow create the most generic music that sounds like it was exclusively made for a Google Pixel commercial.

finals week has gotten so weird for me that somehow Conclave is my comfort watch to keep me going when working on projects

finals week is such a weird vibe. one day you're chilling, the next day you've had half your body weight in caffeine, the idea of human interaction scares you, and a 20-problem exam is suddenly the most horrifying thing of your life.

i literally rewatched conclave last night and the first thing i see when i wake up is Pope Francis' death the world works in funny ways

i told a friend how i struggle to watch shows and movies anymore because i'm too exhausted to see anything in the evening and he told me to try waking up earlier to see a movie and saving the rest of the day for studying and work, and goddammit I wish someone told me this idea 1 year ago!

I know a lot of people think that the "ending" to The Sopranos is horrifying, but it's not that bad when you think about it. I'm just saying, compared to how other people in that show went out, getting popped while eating onion rings and listening to Journey with your family is a chill way to go.

my #1 thought this whole show: "why the FUCK hasn't Conan O'Brien hosted every show since 1929?!"

SNL is just the final form for theater kids and you cannot convince me otherwise.

in an alternate timeline, we'd be seeing Dan Campbell getting dunked 2 minutes before the game

If it makes the Chiefs feel any better, their night can't be any worse than whatever Drake is going through right now.

One month into the year we've seen a terrorist attack in NOLA, LA burn down, Trump come back in office, David Lynch die, and the Super Bowl be a face-off between the Eagles and Chiefs. We're officially in the worst timeline.

I'm halfway through Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay and I genuinely think that listening to this album has cleared my skin, exhausted my stress, motivated me to finish all my work that I've been pushing back, and has just improved my life in general.

"this is some weirder shit" - George W. Bush, probably

being a Lions fan is tough

I paid honor to David Lynch last night by having a meal that consisted of quinoa, coffee, and a bag of Cheetos, and my only regret was that I wished I had a solid 2 hours to see one of his movies to accompany it.

i've been having a pretty crappy day, but i was at a meetup with some friends and there was free pizza, so i wolfed down 8 slices like the monster I am. gluttony aside, I feel like that was a MAJOR mood stabilizer for me

History read this book and was like, “damn, I need to get my act together…”

Today, I wanted to try "something new." I mixed two spoonfuls of hot chocolate with two spoonfuls of coffee in a cup full of milk. I usually support the idea of taking risks, but maybe sometimes it's better to stay safe than waste food and destroy your taste buds.

me at 12 AM on January 1: This will be MY YEAR and everyone else will just be living in it me at 1 PM on January 7: i think i screwed up, can we go to December 31 again?

the year Frank Ocean comes back is the year life would be at its peak

Jason Momoa as Lobo is to the DCU like how Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is to the MCU

my favorite part of seeing "Nosferatu" in theaters was hearing a girl behind me say "I'd lowkey smash him if he didn't have that mustache" right after the movie ended

The 6-day gap between Christmas and New Year's is such a weird vibe. No one has any plans, you don't want to do anything after eating half your body weight and drinking 4 gallons of eggnog, and all responsibility is reserved for January. It's truly one of the times of the year.

I don't want to sound like a total filmbro, but seeing Interstellar in IMAX was a religious and life changing experience that I will cherish til the day I die.

life pro tip of the day: if you're gonna commit a high profile murder that'll get everyone talking, maybe scrub your tweets and goodreads reviews beforehand so people don't meme you once you get caught

i still find it wild how a good 5-6 historical events have happened in the past week yet people have treated all of them with the excitement someone shows after the announcement of a new Star Wars movie

I just landed in the top 1% of Sabrina Carpenter listeners, I think that's gotta be one of the more impressive things I've accomplished this year

getting a cold during finals week sucks, god REALLY had it out for me today 😭

Some people think the true meaning of Christmas is gifts and family, some others say it's Jesus and worship, but I think the real meaning of Christmas is challenging your neighbors to rap battle a disembodied horse skull in exchange for some snacks.

I watch Django Unchained every Thanksgiving because I'm thankful for Django Unchained 😎

colleges throwing finals a week after thanksgiving is criminal, college students gotta have at least 2 weeks to recover from the arguments they'll be seeing this Thursday!

I made fried rice for the first time. I burnt the vegetables a bit, undercooked the tofu, and added too much soy sauce, which overpowered everything. But I cooked something goddammit, so I'm gonna be proud of myself for that!

spring and summer are great, but the feeling of going inside your house on a cold day, taking a steaming hot shower, dressing up in your most comfy sweats & socks, and wrapping up in a cozy blanket with a cup of warm hot chocolate in your hands hits different