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charliethecat.bsky.social
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Hate that the walls are so thin here I can hear the guy next door fucking his wife, but at least he only lasts like 20 seconds.

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Friend: "How are you doing Charlie?" Me, suffering immensely:

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Trying to play a Henry who's faithful to Theresa when thirsty bi*ches keep trying to throw themselves on his d*ck

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I'm going to shit myself to death like some medieval peasant :(

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So my own research uncovered that these antibiotics I'm on can cause a life threatening enlargement of the colon. Sure would have been nice if my DOCTOR warned me about that.

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Day 2 of antibiotics and I already feel like complete shit :(

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My medical situation summed up.

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My humors are WAAAAAY out of balance bro 😩

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Oh man... this doin' numbers.

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Shout out to the person who genuinely thought I believed the Pope would regenerate. You shouldn't have deleted the post my guy, it was a banger.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Basically Sonic The Hedgehog 2

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Hopefully the Pope regenerates into David Tennant this time, he's always good fun.

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If a black woman assaulted a white woman at the gym and the white woman publicly said "This is why we need white woman only spaces to keep these animals from harming us!" I doubt she'd get sympathetic coverage in major newspapers and from prominent feminists on social media.

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Are there any Grand Strategy games where your empire's collapse is 100% guaranteed and all you can do as a player is delay that collapse for as long as possible?

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These vegan meat substitutes are getting really good :0

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Famous woman: *says something unbelievably stupid that everyone makes fun of her for* Women with 'Adult Human Female' or 'Sex Not Gender' in their bio:

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Let's kiss irl as a joke haha.

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Why does the NHS suck so badly now? It was always troubled but when I was a kid you could always see a doctor in person on the same day you called, and hospital referrals took a week at most. My body picked the worst possible time to fail on me.

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So, I have a possible cancer on my tongue that's being removed in a few days, I have excruciating stomach pains that make it hard to eat, a nasal infection that makes everything smell like rotting meat, and a skin infection that burns like crazy. I have become Job.

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The most moving scene about life and mortality that I've ever seen has Brad Pitt doing a dodgy Jamaican accent in it.

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So does nobody see my posts anymore or are y'all just sick of my shit?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta get a biopsy done on my tongue for a possible mouth cancer ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Fuck, the king of England is beaming gay thoughts into my head again >:(

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I don't believe Trump is a Julius Caesar come to tear down the republic for good, I think he's a Sulla indicating the collapse that is to come.

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Anyone curious as to why TERFs associate so openly with Fascists should take not of how often they use the imagery of the Suffragettes, then look into the British Union of Fascists.

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"Hey Jamie, pull up the video of me contributing to the destruction of 250 years of American democracy. Jamie? Oh right, he insulted the Great Leader. Bummer."

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Actually DON'T make games more challenging. Remove the realistic needs system, add fast travel points everywhere, make combat simple and easy to master. My time is too precious to waste.

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The difficult middle child.

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My 3 year old gaming rig can no longer run the latest games, this hobby is getting way too expensive for me now.

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Trump: "Satan is a cool guy, he was right to try and seize the throne from that dictator God." Trump supporters: "Absolutely right! Hail Satan!"

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Optometrist says I'll have to use eye drops for the rest of my life from now on, that's fun for someone with a phobia of things going in or near their eye.

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