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Comedian/Comedy Producer in Memphis, TN, formerly New Orleans, Chicago, Brooklyn, and earlier Memphis Follow me for posts that deserve more than they get smh.
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Ty Jerome is a sociopath

Caught up on Severance. I’m all in on it, but it does have that issue that dystopian stuff like The Purge does, where the big take away is, ‘Looks like this policy that no one in the real world is suggesting is a bad idea. Glad nobody’s trying to do all that’

When I waited tables, I always felt like most customers who complained did so just to have a conversation piece. Just staring at their plates in silence until they convinced themselves the fork was dirty

Memphis! Just a reminder that a brilliant comedian, Mandee “Katt Williams” McKelvey is headlining at Flyway Brewing tonight. If you’ve seen promos for Katt Williams around town, this is the show they’re talking about!

tbh if you think about what an egg is, paying like 15 cents for one was probably one of those unsustainable luxuries of the modern world that was gonna hit a wall at some point and we should just appreciate how long that run lasted

This isn't even political, but as a matter of self-respect, if you're clocking in at your keyboard to defend a man worth $400 bill,, MAKE HIM PAY YOU. He already pays folks a lot of money to do his PR. Volunteering to do it as an unpaid intern in a, for now, full employment economy is chump shit

This isn't even political, but as a matter of self-respect, if you're clocking in at your keyboard to defend a man worth $400 bill,, MAKE HIM PAY YOU. He already pays folks a lot of money to do his PR. Volunteering to do it as an unpaid intern in a, for now, full employment economy is chump shit

If any Memphians who follow me on here are depressed by everything above and below this post, you have the opportunity to catch two brilliant comedians in your town in the next couple weeks. Come be in the real world! Link to this Sat.‘s show: 901tix.com/e/comedian-m...

I don’t think I even need healthcare to be free. I just don’t want to wake up from knee surgery and see a bill so large that you think the doctor went out and killed a man for his better knee

Mac Mcclung looks like a mix between the cartoon and live action Barney Rubbles

tbh, been lately having fun bringing up the Gulf of Mexico in conversation and then going, “I know that’s not PC to call it that these days” in that put-upon tone conservatives have been using the past 20 years

From the stall in a Memphis Target bathroom. I’ll repeat: I can believe Egyptians built the Pyramids, but there’s no way in hell that Americans built Grand Central Station

You know what? Given its overfishing, diminished coral reefs, Dead-Zone of Mississippi River phosphate run-off larger than Connecticut, and a 4.9 million barrel oil spill in 2010, I can buy ‘Gulf of America’ as reflective of a transformative process, and not just an arbitrary name change

Idk where Google Maps thinks it has the right to change the Gulf of Mexico’s name when there was never any new guidance issued by its highest authority, Jimmy Buffet (rip)

Here’s how dumb the Luka trade was: Nico Harrison is the only non-Grizz NBA GM whose name I know

This is 100% for Memphis people only, but it feels like if you dig deep enough, you’d find out that the Dallas Mavs GM was on the phone with JB Smiley and Joyce Dorse-Coleman right before making the Luka trade

My faith in flying rn is based less in confidence in the people in charge and more in the fact that all of congress and most CEO’s will have to fly multiple times before I do next

I got hit with this flu that’s been taking the nation by storm and decided this is the time to watch Inland Empire, and whatever the merits of this movie are, I’ve spent the whole time wishing I was watching something else

MINNESOTA GAVE AWAY MORE FOR RUDY GOBERT

Lukagate

All this hype only for both teams to still lose in the play-in game

Luka on the Lakers has activated a level of hater in me that is going to turn me into the Darth Vader version of myself.

This trade is like Ronald McDonald being sent to Wendy’s in return for Dave Thomas

And the secret is that actually, they have a problem

Just watched that Grizz game at a bar in Houston and the bus boy who saw my set last night and knows I’m from Memphis keeps jokingly threatening to out me to the whole bar. Gonna make my exit now

The more dumbass conspiracy theories I have to sit through Americans try to sell me on, the more I believe this country could never have landed on the moon

Between this Memphis School Board shit, Tennessee’s voucher push, and Trump trying to seize all federal power for the exec branch, I don’t think I’ve ever felt this misrepresented at every single level of government in my life.

I like how social media’s now just become folks crowdsourcing different ways to Home Alone prank ICE. Has any suggested we put a tarantula in their vest? Scattered marbles and Hot Wheels on the floor?

I believe that Egyptians built the pyramids. I’m having a much harder time believing that Americans built Grand Central Station

Can you promote shows on Blue Sky? Experiment #4: Memphis, this is tomorrow night. It’ll be fun and if there’s not a crowd, I guess I’ll just have to go back to posting on X. Might even pay $8 this time

Old Memphis conservatives gonna blame all the city’s problems on Willie Herenton and then turn around and vote in White Willie Herenton for President

Anyways, the Grizz and Wolves should get more National TV games than the Lakers & Warriors