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If Monday was tough on you, this should help. Relax.

Amazing accomplishment today. I did not wash my hair all day. I’ve washed it every single day for like 20 years. Usually if I don’t I crack by lunch. I was late this morning then never got the chance so I have stuck it out even tho it feels disgusting

I’m watching this thing about 9/11 and this guy working at a restaurant was in the walk in fridge when the plane hit. He came out about 15 minutes later and everyone was gone and there were bodies & luggage all over the ground. Like wtf that would ruin your mind forever

This protest sign from someone in Vermont greatly amused me

Yes chatting to people at the dog park IS a uniquely Fitzroy North experience. Definitely doesn’t happen anywhere else

Trump and Vance act as if the problem is that Ukraine is resisting an ongoing Russian invasion. The problem is the ongoing Russian invasion. If they want to use American power to stop the war, apply it to the aggressor. Abusing the victim is not going to end a war of aggression.

I want to punch his tweet plump face

That Trump/Vance and Zelensky interview is raising my blood pressure and it’s not even 9am

I got a measles booster a few years ago, that’s looking like it was a good decision

This is Mabel’s all time favourite toy and I’ve replaced it many times. I just received a parcel with what I swear is the last one I can find in the world. It will need to be for special occasions! dogthings.co/products/bac...

I absolutely love early autumn. Everyone is out crunching through leaves and the sun is shining and it’s just the right temperature.

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

The thing with Vance is he says this and you KNOW he can’t actually believe it and people who will bare faced say anything are so creepy

Went to the gym and she had me doing pushups and static lunges the whole time. Dying. I am not a fit person ok

Um excuse me, BBC food, but this makes perfect sense

Had a big batch of recipe tin eats bolognese in the freezer which was a godsend

Mabel took me on a nearly two hour walk in the humidity. Dead.

Yes I like work from home days I get good snoozes

I’ve been in the office five work days in a row (admittedly with a weekend in between). Can’t wait to wfh tomorrow

Will really miss Antony Green. Elections won’t be the same. Maybe he can do special comments in future

On an outing with her dog walker Hannah ❤️

Had today off and got so much done. Two loads of laundry, general cleaning up, met with Mabel’s behavioural vet (we are reducing her meds 🎉), set up my bbq properly, took Mabel for a bath then met a friend at the park, mowed the lawn. So productive when I’m not at work

I cooked salmon on my Weber for dinner which I always intended to do and never had. It was SO good!

Absolutely must keep him

There’s a super expensive house up for sale nearby and it has a magnesium pool. Omg I would love that. Swimming in magnesium make you feel so good

The rains are here!!

Back from Sydney. Exhausted, I was trying to get an earlier flight yesterday but it kept falling through so I spent four hours at the airport hanging around. So glad to be home!

I have been to Sydney three times since lockdown and every time it has been raining. Last two times torrentially.

Peoples inability to understand Qantas boarding groups is extraordinary

Was listening to Sentimental Garbage podcast about Ten Things I Hate About You. I feel a rewatch coming on!

Taxi/uber cancelled multiple times, driver who eventually came drove at 30kmh going backwards and opened conversation with “so about Gaza.. trump had the right idea”. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Is there a better way to say “you’re a fucking idiot” in corporate than “I am unclear on the ask here”

I hate hate hate weeks when I’m the office more than two days. My mental resilience can’t take it

Work gave this amazing thing where they give you tonnes of work, forget it takes time to do said work and then wonder why you aren’t available to do other work. Schrodringers work

I read something the other day saying that genuine connection and small communities would be the way of the future and I’m all for it. And I was a live journal Twitter ride or die early adopter of social media