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submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

submitted 3 days ago • 138 comments

*Pink Floyd voice* So So you think you can tell Kenan from Kel…

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

I love the idea of this reactionary garbage provoking a future where we piss wherever the fuck we want...as whoever we want...you started this war...but we shall end it

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

welcome to the bathroom

submitted 582 days ago • 38 comments

Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

submitted 8 days ago • 59 comments

Just thought about the Donald Sterling deposition for no real reason and laughed.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Yes, I studied at the University of ‘); DROP TABLE Applicants; Small liberal arts school, most people haven’t heard of it.

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

Drake Super Bowl Party

submitted 17 days ago • 42 comments

loll

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 461 days ago • 29 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 105 days ago • 2413 comments

"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy

submitted 105 days ago • 5 comments