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This is really serious, everyone. Postal workers are fighting back against an unlawful attack on our public Postal Service that's brewing in the White House. The first thing you can do to help is make a call. It's the first step in a long fight. #SaveThePostalService #SaveTheUSPS #HandsOffMyMailElon

My four year plan

For a brief moment in the past, we actually did live in the future.

if you still support any part of the new york times you are way past stupid and into complicit at this point

Perhaps you don’t understand, Makers Of Royal Match Game Ads, I care not if the Regent dies! Let him drown! Your pleas fall upon deaf ears! I AM A FREE MAN AND I WILL MATCH NOTHING TO SERVICE THE CROWN

Perhaps you don’t understand, Makers Of Royal Match Game Ads, I care not if the Regent dies! Let him drown! Your pleas fall upon deaf ears! I AM A FREE MAN AND I WILL MATCH NOTHING TO SERVICE THE CROWN

"The richest man alive, an actual Nazi and a fucking sicko, who was not elected, is firing tens of thousands of people to further enrich himself and the president he has usurped all to make Americans' lives worse" has to be among the biggest layups of all time for messaging. And yet.

Spit on a cyber truck’s windshield in the Whole Foods parking lot this morning. So vive la résistance I guess.

Spit on a cyber truck’s windshield in the Whole Foods parking lot this morning. So vive la résistance I guess.

The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.” If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.

“And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.” - The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

GRITTY SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

Friendly reminder The Chiefs have the most racist nickname in the NFL. They deserve pain and we, the good people of what’s left of the United States, deserve to watch them lose.

GRITTY SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

Praying to the great monster, Gritty, for vengeance. GRITTY HEAR OUR PRAYERS

I will tell you what I expect from Democrats. If they do these things I will praise them to high heaven. (1) Routine objections, even nonsense ones, in the Senate, and objecting to unanimous consent on *everything.* Grind the chamber to a halt. No progress on anything until Musk's goons are gone

Time to bust this out again: Which picture of Ben Affleck smoking best reflects where you are mentally? I’m at 4 quickly going to a 5.

Time to bust this out again: Which picture of Ben Affleck smoking best reflects where you are mentally? I’m at 4 quickly going to a 5.

This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing? DON'T DO IT. If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT. Document, document, document. Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

The folks responsible for the "DEI Watch List" website targeting Black federal employees are, according to @src161.bsky.social: Cari Fike, 38, of Cheverly MD Elisabeth Guinard (nee Osloff), 34, of Helena MT Adam Cahn, 43, of Austin TX

Ice cream hack: cut your pints straight down the middle with a sword. Gorge yourself on the pint halves like a savage jungle cat eats its prey. Scream out “LIONS DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP” as the melted ice cream juice drips onto your chest.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

I'd like to apply for a job with the federal government. The job of pushing these incel Nazis into lockers.

Reading a Jack Reacher book from 1999. 75 pages in and he’s purchased an airline ticket in cash under an assumed name, found someone using phonebooks, and got quarters for a pay phone at the library. It’s all so beautiful.

Reading a Jack Reacher book from 1999. 75 pages in and he’s purchased an airline ticket in cash under an assumed name, found someone using phonebooks, and got quarters for a pay phone at the library. It’s all so beautiful.

Giving aid and comfort to the enemy is treason.