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Old man take: the draft was more fun when it was 100 guys in a ballroom talking on phones shaped like football helmets, ripping cigarettes and getting screamed at by Long Island drunks with mustaches on their fourth heart attack

Sad news from the NFL Draft: Commissioner Goodell just rode rode that children’s bicycle into a pit of quicksand. He’s gone now.

Dem leadership lately: have you seen these egg prices? No bueno! Average Dem winemom: We are a nation of laws, not men, with the same law for the favorite at court as the farmer at his plough or we are nothing.

Fuck the Proud Boys. This is the only set you should be running with, and we take everybody

Fuck the Proud Boys. This is the only set you should be running with, and we take everybody

The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology. If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.

Billy Joel trying to write We Didn’t Start the Fire about only the last six months and it’s 12 hours long

“Ric Flair actually won 22 world championships, so John Cena and his jorts can go fuck themselves.” — Things I’m trying not to yell at wife at 11PM EST while she’s trying to go to sleep

Heel John Cena sets the record for smothering the most make a wish kids with a pillow.

Tag yourself: I’m God Hotdog. Happy Easter.

This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.

Three of the biggest dangers facing the country: Billionaires who want you to think they’re smart. Billionaires who want you to think they’re funny. Billionaires who want you to think they’re on your side.

No kings, no Nazis, no billionaires. Welcome to Boston, motherfuckers

No kings, no Nazis, no billionaires. Welcome to Boston, motherfuckers

I have to acknowledge the high holy day on the calendar and wish a happy and bountiful Wrestlemania weekend, to all who choose to celebrate

All the pillars of the fourth estate being in the control of fascist billionaires really biting us in the ass today. And, you know, every day for last three to eight years.

Paid my taxes like a real jerk off. I should have let them send me to Alcatraz

ACAB includes every person involved in that Harry Potter show

‘i hate JK Rowling’s politics but you can’t deny that her books are masterpieces’ okay so the thing about that is you are stupid

Between the president and Joe Rogan, we need to examine this country’s fascination with dumb as dogshit, racist, former game show hosts

Fuck Roman Reigns and all hail our Timeless Queen.

Hey real quick, why did you like this? You don’t like cats, you fucking fugazzi? @wizardkitty.bsky.social

The National Geographic film crew watching me through my apartment window with a telephoto lens: “He’s watching NYPD Blue Season 2 starting with episode 10…they only do this when they are under extreme amounts of stress…”

ACAB includes every person involved in that Harry Potter show