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I am a Narrator with 15+ Years of experience producing audiobooks and offering voice work for indie animations and video games. I have worked in genres including Romances, Mystery, Horror, Science Fiction and Fantasy. Ask me for promo codes to my work!
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youtu.be/2LmIqeIbmic Sometimes you just read something and get inspired.

More and more, I come to become annoyed by the word Tapestry.

Metaphor having Inclement Weather that goes "Screw you, *Unpresses your Press Turn* is both interesting and frustrating. Because while it does make the flow different, I can't help but feel like it reduces your tactical options to just: One attacks, One Debuffs, One Buffs, and someone just passes.

AT Ray Dau was a lot of fun. Though it's...a lot to ask to have to farm a total of 19 Gamma Certificates to get everything given the quest only lasts a week. I imagine AT Uth Duna is just going to submerge the field in water the whole fight. #MHWilds

My latest release is an anthology of supernatural stories by tarafoxhall.com featuring a recently widowed woman trying to adapt to her new life, a young man coping with being turned against his will, and a Half-Demon struggling with his darker impulses. #Audible #Audiobook #CodeGiveaway

To whoever decided humanity needed knees, you made a mistake. We should've evolved hover jets. Or levitation. Or tentacles. Knees are too unreliable.

The secret to life is to find someone who will glaze you as hard as this guy does The Elders.

POV: You are watching an off-duty Astartes Marine flirting with an Imperial Guardsman on a garden world.

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So I have a bit of a question: What is the proper term for media like Attack on Titan and Kaiju#8 where they're basically Mecha but made of flesh. Organic Mecha? Flesh Mecha? Bio Mecha?

The American Tesla Party

Thank god for Furries and Scalies man.

#MHWilds "We're here to protect this ecosystem and it's delicate balance. What are you doing?" *Me shoving just piles and piles and mountains of dead monsters into a forge* "I'm trying to make a single armorsphere. I promise it's for the greater good." gyazo.com/bb3f536eda5f...

Overall Monster Hunter Wilds thoughts for those who care. For reference in 50 hours according to steam I hit MR 75. I Like everyone else, Low Rank was an utter slog of being dogwalked along toward where your target is, getting to fight for 5-10 minutes, then sitting in cutscenes for 30 minutes. 1/X

The Monster Hunter: Wilds story experience. Olivia: Hunter, follow me. We need to slow walk over here and place a pop-up camp. Hunter: Oooh, what's this little endemic life, let me just go and gather it- *Olivia yanks the leash so hard it sends a chill up your spine* "I didn't say gather, mutt."

The world is collapsing as a deadly virus reduces humanity into vicious, rabid monsters. A team, divided, tries to regroup after a daring escape in order to find and stop the madman who would claim the ashes as his kingdom. Narrated by yours truly. #Audiobook #Promocode #Giveaway

FUCKING GOT HIM After three days of attempts!! He's not as insane as he is in Digital Devil Saga 1, but #SMTVengeance Demi-Fiend is still a hell of a battle. He's a good culmination of where Atlus Superbosses should be:Tough, with some turn counting management. But flexible enough for adaptation 1/2

There is something funny about a Super Boss that will just cast full heal at 50% once as a bit. "Sure we could've just give him a bigger health pool but we wanted you to feel that crushing revelation that no, you weren't actually 50% done, you were only 1/3rd. I love you Atlus, never change.