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Hey, Elmo! I found some waste fraud and abuse!

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Kate McKinnon is my spirit animal!

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You know, at the end, he’s just going to say that they tried to make it all like a dream of 1955 again, but they couldn’t because all these minorities got in the way. JK/ At the end he’ll just be dead.

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WTF is up with these graphics?! Down and distance is situational, but the time out pips are big enough to read from orbit?! FOX, you had one job!

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If I was a stripper my stage name would be Nate Silver cause of how bad I am at working a pole

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Apropos of nothing… puppies!

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What’s the over/under on Trump getting booed at the Super Bowl?

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So everybody saying we don’t need to worry about any of this stuff because it’s not legal. When do those legal folks step in and turn everything back to normal? Is that happening Monday? Tuesday?

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All of my child’s extracurriculars are in a cell phone dead zone so intense it might as well be a faraday cage!

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Absolutely no child influencers, sorry

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My favorite new comedian is Josh Johnson, he's fantastic on the The Daily Show, but his standup might be even better. At least I think that's his name. Without a Google search I can never be 100% sure at any given moment his name isn't Jack Johnson or Josh Jackson. My brain no work good.

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Somebody found the sunny spot on his blanket.

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Elon Musk is a terrible president.

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Anyone else notice how quiet the MAGA fucks have gotten in neutral spaces this week? This isn’t like last time, the imcompetence is out in plain sight. Even with the most compliant media ever, people are seeing the dumpster fire like never before.

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“Voters suck” is a loser message. “Voters we’re conned by the richest cabal of oligarchs the world has ever known”… That might have some legs.

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Hard to top this

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The crisis is here. Dems will win by making this fight about impact on people’s lives. The GOP wants to fight on “federal funding.” They’re not attacking “funding.” They’re attacking veterans, kids who need school lunches, people battling cancer, workers trying to unionize.

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Welp, we’re all Bills fans now.

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I like Joe Biden, but his ratifying the ERA in his way out the door is so emblematic of the disparity between how Dems and GOP fight. He’s doing this on his last day when he can’t defend it. A GOP POTUS would do it day one and use the office to fight for it. Meaningless optics VS a real fight.

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Maybe someone should do a wellness check on Vivek. I haven’t seen him ever since he said all of MAGA were “retards.”

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Elmo is the kind of guy who thinks the only thing wrong with using an aim bot in COD is getting caught!

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Hey look, perjury

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Which is why I’m not going to try any longer. It’s futile.

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This is irrefutably true. Let’s see how long it lasts.

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Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down.

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. You young kids have no idea how lucky we are to have social media. When I was your age, I had to be condescending & superior to one person at a time.

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Shame on every MAGA Republican who is using the California wildfires to spread misinformation.

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The fact that Trump and his MAGA minions are spreading incredibly dangerous disinformation about the emergency response to the catastrophic fires in California is fucking criminal. It’s not even remotely surprising, but it is nonetheless fucking reprehensible.

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As we wrote in "Reliable Sources" this morning, the mis/disinformation is like a digital layer of soot, dirtying up the online and on-air discourse, and leaving everyone confused about what's true and what's false. cnn.it/3BXZSx9

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Wow, Gladiator 2 is shockingly uneven. Good scenes mashed together with terrible ones. You keep sending there’s a great movie in there somewhere, but it never actually appears.

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I think Elmo may have hit on a winning strategy to revitalize the bad place! The last few days I’ve been glued to it, because it’s just a constant parade of MAGA jerks dunking on him. Who knew the pathway for his success was to convert the public square into a giant whipping post for himself!

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Gosh, I feel like this is 180 degrees wrong. It’s about using potential ideas from decades or centuries in the future to shed light on the present. Obviously Scalzi is more than entitled to his opinion, but I’ve always felt that good sci-fi is always about today, even if set in the future.

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Today’s the day. It’s the 2024 Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma catalog! defector.com/the-2024-hat...

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The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a child cancer research center with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

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Need my Haters Guide to William Sonoma. I’d tag Magary, but I want to stop just short of being that guy.

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Judges on Thursday convicted a Frenchman of aggravated rape and other charges, after the 72-year-old admitted to repeatedly drugging his wife and recruiting dozens of other men to rape her over almost a decade.

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