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chattycassie.bsky.social
23. she/they. lifelong yapper. 18+/mdni. boricua. free palestine 🇵🇸
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convinced aaron from love island usa 6 is just a reality tv show hopper bc why was he on traitors, first dates, and love island usa??? like??? girl, you wanna be on tv sooooo bad.

convinced every dad has their “i technically invented that” story. like my dad is CERTAIN he invented the three-wheeled motorcycle in his college business class, and that someone then “stole” his idea and actually made it.

being a period-having person is crazy because yesterday i was completely fine, but today my cramps are so bad that my legs are getting a lil tingly.

for every Yellowstone father, there’s a Yellowjackets daughter

Have you heard? There’s a new bill that makes it harder for millions of eligible Americans to vote. Join me and @standupamerica.bsky.social in urging Congress to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...

my ideal first date would be a movie night wherein we cuddle on the couch and watch the first three movies of the alvin and the chipmunks film series

i love how schools in the U.S. teach their kids line-dancing in P.E. so that the theatre kids who have been getting their asses handed to them in dodgeball and basketball can finally have some sweet, temporary relief from their suffering.

Love, Hurts. #FlyEaglesFly | #GoBirds

a very fun thing about me is if i smell an orange rind (or even think i smell an orange rind), i will throw up… it’s not like an allergy thing. it’s just that my dad cleaned with them growing up, so now the smell is absolutely vile to me after a decade (and same change)’s worth of exposure.

i’m convinced being an adult is just stomach pains, a mental health rollercoaster, and taxes because that’s all my life has been for the last five years

if you’re under 40 and your name is “mitch” or “ralph,” i think your parents owe you a public apology… with tears

realized i can’t stay off instagram forever (even tho i want to) because gumbus the cat is there and i miss her

i love having adult money. like i’ve been wanting ramen (real ramen) for days, and then suddenly i remembered that i can just order it?? insane. i love that.

i’m genuinely crying over how amazing flavor flav is. like so many people make it big and lose their sense of community and generosity, but not him. the amount of work he has done for women, paralympic and olympic athletes, the black community in LA, and many more people is truly incredible.

one day when this is all over — and it will be — i will personally never forget the people, famous or otherwise, who jumped on board with fascism because it was the easier thing to do at the time

Thinking of trans people today, the attacks and bigotry they'll endure over these years, and the failure of mainstream media and greater society to behave with decency and offer support to the marginalized. We must be brave, take action, and listen to those who ask for help, for the good of us all.

I can despair today while also realizing that being in public education at this moment means getting in the trenches. It means looking out for scared LGBTQ+ students. It means teaching all students to question and think, even if it’s dangerous. It means fighting for objective reality. Wish us luck.

are we surprised?? are we shocked?? c’mon he’s been saying nazi-adjacent shit for too long now for us to be surprised by this. horrified? absolutely. but surprised? unfortunately, no.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Our institutions failed, our leaders failed, our laws failed, but ultimately there's no denying it: the American people failed, and those who voted for this are every bit as culpable as the man himself, now and forever. It's OK to be disgusted and horrified by them. We should be, and tell them so.

Thought I would share this here too. I love you bloomfies. ❣️

bluesky give me a draft feature i have shit to say to myself

and don’t lie and say that y’all don’t like kendrick, because we ALL saw Not Like Us climbing your charts this summer

i dare those xenophobic europeans, canadians, and australians to say that shit to the americans they idolize. like say that to kendrick lamar’s face. say it to taylor or ariana’s faces. say it to zendaya’s face. like oh, you hate americans? cool, you’re not allowed to listen to 212 anymore.

actually the comments on tiktok are being very xenophobic rn so i think i might just delete this app after all…. giving those few loud canadians, brits, and australians what they want bc y’all are hurting my feelings!! ✌🏼✌🏼

don’t forget that mass deportations are said to start in chicago, which means families will absolutely be separated. know your rights and if you have friends, students, or clients that could fit the stereotype of someone who could be questioned, make sure they know theirs’

say you’re kidding about shou selling tiktok to meta. please, i beg of you. tiktok just came back, i can’t lose her again.

also it’s still fuck you to meta. still boycotting their apps because getting tiktok back doesn’t change the fact that mark zuckerberg is still a horrible human being. same goes for elon’s shit app.

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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

We don’t care if you don’t care about TikTok! You should care about censorship!

worried about not being able to connect w/ your family anymore if you delete meta apps? text them. those apps have been both a means of connection w/ those far away & of creating distance b/w those closest to us. start texting/call your family again instead of waiting for them to see your stories.

delete your meta apps . facebook, instagram, threads, whatever. delete them all. politicians (who have stock in facebook) and lobbying from facebook itself are the main reasons why tiktok is getting banned. plummet meta’s stocks. focus your attention on apps like youtube, this app, twitch, etc.

if you’re still listening to drake, just know that i’m judging you… unless you’re jared mccain. jared mccain can do what he wants.

do i even actually like men?

peace up, a-town down is still one of the hardest hitting openings to any song ever

ahhhhhh i have to miss this bluefille stream. someone screen record for me pleaseeeee

down bad atrociously for this fictional man, i fear

it’s christmas season, binch, turn on a la nanita nana

sorry i can’t text you back, my tummy hurts </3

i know a glass of ginger ale hates to see me comin’ (context: i’m nauseous more often than not)

convinced dogs will eat anything if you give it to them in one of those treat puzzles

seeing tommy the clown on drake’s opps list kinda broke my heart tbh… like everything that man has done to keep kids out of gangs and off the streets, and his repayment is making it on some fuckass rapper’s list of opps.

it’s crazy how much more time & effort the police put into finding the guy who murked that CEO than they probably ever have into finding the murderers of common people bc like most of us didn’t feel unsafe when he was on the loose… bc most of us aren’t greedy healthcare CEOs

they caught the guy who murked that healthcare CEO… and he’s a hot anti-capitalist… god, that’s brutal for them.