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cheebus.bsky.social
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hey yeah sorry I can't hang out today, I'm rewatching the vod from @connoreatspants.bsky.social playing Fortnite and discussing the Quran with the richest man in the world

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HIS NAME IS LUIGI MANSION????? @nintendousa.bsky.social sue his ass

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mamma Mia,, i forgortta to dispose of the evidence-a

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Linkin Park is unseasoned rap and I love it

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

ur out here posting shit every 5 minutes Im curating niche B2B SaaS memes to post in our company slack #memes channel We are the same

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

gaming is so stressful like ur telling me I have to get better at this with practice and I'll keep dying????

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

white people be like: oooookay

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

NOOOOOO YOUR EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES ARENT GETTING FED WELL!!!!! THEY NEED A FATTER BITRATE!!!! YOU'RE STARVING AND TORTURINGTHEMMMMMMM

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

sitting in the tram posting and wondering all my copassangers are so clueless how im an up and coming replyposter

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

cool band names: united bananas bananas divided banana bandana banana ananas bun n ass

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

She Suc king on my ling like a thingamajig feelin exquisitely wobbly

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

just remembered my colleague once asked me to exhale on her so that she can check if the stink was coming from me she (30) also once brought her boyfriend (68) to the office, booked a glass-walled meeting room for a 180 minute screaming session about his daughter (35) not letting her do the dishes

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started working out 2 months ago and I touch my chesticlez to make sure my gains don't disappear because I had a peanut butter cookue

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Slayed too hard at my DWI hearing, they’re holding me in cunt-tempt of court.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

baby driver sequel where there's no predators and the challenge is delivering enough food w Uber eats to hit the daily bonus

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america is so good at late stage capitalism that it is waterboarding the potential for satire

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

installed this app to track my sleep cycles and this mf rings like a phone call at night with a notification "time to sleep" putting me in the fight or flight zone like how do u think I will sleep now????

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DNC in a nutshell

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american senator gurgling: do I rly newd to swarlllow, prls israel: spitting is antisemitic

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the religious cult of bacteria in my toilet bowl when im dehydrated

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