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The same old bollocks really from the artist formerly known as Louis Barfe. He/they. "The man who gave us Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg" - (@ChinnyVision)
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Popeability. That's the beauty of Mass.

Dairylea Popeables.

Can't believe that electing 80 year old white men as Pope never seems to work out well as a long term strategy

Take Truss and Farage's passports off them and leave them to sell their arses on a trailer park in Incestville, Alabama. Fucking traitors.

Apart from teenage dabblings, I've never worn it. In bed once, a partner said (approvingly) "You smell so neutral".

Watching a Fleetwood Mac thing. Some great songs, but wondering why Mick Fleetwood used such huge drums (first rack tom a 14x12?), then damped them so he might as well have been playing the box it came in.

This reminds me of that Dave Clark Five documentary asserting that the DC5 were bigger than the Beatles, featuring Macca as a talking head, playing along for shits and giggles.

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our labrador is at the vets, they've given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Beware these columists and titles who are only now going ‘Hang on’ because they’re the ones who’ll be credited for ‘saving us’ when they never apologised for their original part in all this, Fraser Nelson.

Our Queen.

I'm live on the radio at 9pm tonight! If you fancy a listen - and want to hear a song - make a request!

I'm not having Fraser Nelson playing dumb on the rise of racism on the right after years spent printing Murray, Liddle, Taki and Shriver. I literally had a DM row with him years ago where I said this would happen.

Another guess the cover on #RollerSkatingJam. @noiseboxradio.com noiseboxradio.com

R4 PM, just now: "The BBC understands..." Who dis, Mrs Brown? Julia Bradbury? Tim Davie? The cast of Ghosts?

A pre-booked appointment is exactly what I need. Something that's been bothering me for weeks needs looking at. Next week or early the week after would be fine.

Is there a particular reason why GP surgeries make you ring up at 8am for an appointment? Surely they must be able to find the next available slot at any time of day? Is it just so you give up and piss off?

There'll be cider piss in the streets of Chorlton the neet. Happy birthday to m'colleague. Quarter of a century of making each other laugh.