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Let's just laugh through this people. It's only 208 weeks and 5 days. Not associated with Kimmel, but I framed his restraining order.
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Fun fact: You don't even attempt those jokes after 50.

I get 299 Tesla Emojis now? Hell yeah!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

This is life without an internet people. Puppy Jedi gets it.

This man's life is fully fucked forever, and he's the richest man walking. Think about it.

3/10. Points for effort.

Vance is so deep in the right-wing social media disinformation bubble that he now thinks Biden was president in 2019.

Guy has earned a campaign donation today. Appreciate ya @booker.senate.gov

Find me 3 Trump voters, who are parents, that is offended by that video. Just 3. I'll check back at Christmas to see how the search is going.

Fist emoji Flag emoji Tesla emoji. Line of the night on SNL.

Ah, Nicole. Same girl who wrote "Why can't a MAGA girl find love", and "They mentioned Trump on White Lotus tonight and THAT JUSTIFIES EVERYTHING". She seems to care more about why men are fleeing her house in an Uber at 2:50 AM than keeping up with what King Cheeto is doing.

Jesus christ. Play a stooge for a fake million dollar giveaway then run a hostage video to back it up. Even MOSCOW thinks this is overkill.

I'm so damn excited for Wile E. #TeamCoyote

Breaking: Child labor laws in red states expanded down to 8 year olds.

He’s so close to getting it

27 RINGS!!!! @pablo.show

Ok @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social that was fucking hilarious.

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I would dare call it "Locker room talk" With emojis.

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The "poor rural" crowd in the entire United States of America gave us Trump. Trump ran 80-90% in many of those counties.

Rumors. Got it.

WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR DOGE CHECKS? I would sell these idiots the Brooklyn bridge, but they won't have a social security check to pay for it.

Even money the first words will be "Why isn't there any corn outside"? www.desmoinesregister.com

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It's staged, and you can bet much more than a million on it. I mean, Ekaterina is a very common name in GREEN BAY WISCONSIN.

And if those checks actually went into the bank accounts of the people onstage, I will boil my phone in motor oil and drink the whole thing.

So, only non criminals get due process? These people are fucking mental.

Off topic: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BREWERS?????? EIGHT Home runs.

I look forward to the point where you can actually get stoned from a million mosquito bites at sunset. www.startribune.com/minnesota-co...

No comedy. No jokes. This is fucking horrifying, and has ZERO business in America.

If you look REALLY hard you can actually see the puppet strings.

Kristi Noem in El Salvador today.