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Potty mouth. Lettuce head. Twitch streamer. Lover of all things nature. I share crappy pics that I think are awesome.
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View from my "office" on the work trip. Despite being in the cold every day, looking up at this always made me grin a little. #t420g #twitch #nature #pigeonforge #streamer

Work trip done! Time to head home.

I've started eating butterscotch pudding. I guess I'm ready for retirement. #t420g #gamer #streamer #desert #pudding #twitch

Work trip! Round 2! Headed back to Pigeon Forge for a week. #t420g #twitch #streamer #gamer #Tennessee

You can't tell me what to do. You aren't my real dad. ONWARD!!!!!! #hiking #nature #twitch #streamer #bluesky

Bruh. Chicken and waffles (sweet potato waffle fries). Not my favorite variant of this meal but still fucking awesome. #t420g #twitch #foodporn #chickenandwaffles #gamer #streamer

Bruh. Why didn't any of y'all tell me these exist? Hoooolllyyyy shit. These hit real good when you're *cough cough* elevated. #t420g #snack #marijuana #twitch #gamer

*arrives at @tacobell drive-thru and begins placing order and sees it generating on screen ahead of my words* DRIVE THRU ATTENDANT: "I know your voice. I think I have your order down." He's not wrong. I'm more than a regular. 🙁 #tacobell #lunch #twitch #gamer #FastFood

Might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What a joke.

SETTING: Omaha mercantile with a bunch of cool stuff, including this pinball room. LOWER: Me some 7 years ago. UPPER: My mom about 3 years ago in the same room. This is one of my favorite pictures. After my dad's passing my mom has become the center of my world. I love you, mom. #mom #gamer

What's up, nerds? I'm about to go LIVE (02/07/25 05:30 CST) on Twitch and I'm a wee bit high. Come save me. Or roast me. Dealer's choice. #t420g #twitch #gamer #reefermadness #hippy #streamer www.twitch.tv/cheezandcrackrs

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: Aliens show up in your yard. You're alone. You're given the option to go with them. The catch is there is no time to tell anyone AND no one will ever know what happened to you. Do you go? #thoughtexperiment #twitch #aliens #ufo #streamer

Soundbar took a dump, so I took it apart. Found what I already assumed was the culprit. This should be easy an easy fix. #twitch #electronics #gamer #bowersandwilkins #electronicsrepair #streamer

Finished up the work trip in Pigeon Forge (multi-level go kart track) and came home sick. Return trip likely in a few weeks. Still a lot of work to do.

I bet Oscar Mayer's wiener hangs bologna.

Work trip to Pigeon Forge for the next week. Bags packed! Wheels down!

I really thought that if I were a woman I'd sit around and play with my boobs all day. I haven't done it one time since Trump made the sweeping declaration that we are all female now. I'm such a piece of shit.

Goodnight y'all. Sleep well.

Living in a VERY red and small location is not awesome. Everyone knows everyone, and everyone around me assumes we're fighting the same fight. I can assure you, we are not. Bunch of fascist cucks.

Bruh did it with his whole chest. Twice. 🤓 "Actually, this is the Roman salute/Bellamy salute" Shut the fuck up. Quit acting like you knew what that was before yesterday. 🤓 "He's throwing his heart to us." The fingers were pointed and thumb tucked. Palm down. And now their blaming autism.

I've been seeing it go around, but I just want to be sure the right person got credit for bringing TikTok back. Thank you President Obama for everything you still do for us! Fucking amazing man. Thank you!

Come back lil fella.

What gets NFL fans more riled up than the Chiefs? Taylor Swift. Some of yall are insufferable cry babies. "But but but the refs!" Shut the fuck up. Yall cried during the Patriots Era and you're crying now. The people bitching are also the one's that cry about participation trophies. Lol

Dagum snake got my fish. Little shit. *sigh* I miss tiktok already.

Straight facts.

Works like a dream. That thing is squeaky clean now. #t420g #twitch #gamer #streamer #cleaner #art #furryart

Saw a thing a while back, so I tried it on my game room tables. Added a little pizzazz. #twitch #gamer #crafts #streamer #diy

Shoutout to that time I got fucking tanked at a Garth Brooks concert and wound up meeting Johnny Morris afterwards. Later I found out I had made it into a Bass Pro Shop promo video. #iamlegend #bassproshop #twitch #streamer #gamer #countrymusic #Ozarks

My dude, Granola Bob is LIVE!!! Playing some @MarvelRivals!!! Feel free to stop by and talk shit!!! #twitch #gamer #rivals #streamer #cat #comedy www.twitch.tv/Granola_Bob

Woke up this morning with a headache and soreness throughout my body. I grabbed my glasses and drew back the curtains. Holding my cup of black coffee, sipping it ever so gingerly as to not scorch my tongue, I gazed upon the Ozarks and whispered to myself, "I think I have to shit." This is 42.

I'm not a fan of Raven-Simone. It's like she's always in character, and the character suuuuuuuuuccckkks. #t420g #twitch #streamer #gamer #TheView

Among the top of my list of "most favorite things in the world" is malicious compliance. Particularly when it pertain to work related things.

I'm a slut for street 🌮.

Almost 42 years old and I can still do a somersault. Suck on that, whipper snappers!!

Look. @bob_granola is fucking live, and if you like shit talking and shenanigans then that's where you should be. twitch.tv/granola_bob

Best part of Thanksgiving is mom's turkey salad with the leftovers. So damn good. We estimate the meat chopper to be between 80 and 100 years old. Works like a dream!

I drank a Keystone Light and ended up watching a squirrel hunting video. Am I white trash now?

Shout out to that time I green screen painted my wall. Son of a bitch, I miss this setup.