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This country deserved to fail as soon as this moment didn't lock up the nomination for him

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Where'd Jill Stein go, guys?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Serious question: why does every fucking doctor's office ask me to "check in online" and every time I do so, I still have to fill out the same fucking form in person when I get there?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It's almost the dumbest people you know that think they need to start a fucking podcast

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My girlfriend thought Iyo Sky was portraying a racist caricature. I had to explain that's her real accent lmao

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I'm tired of people sucking ass at their jobs. I wish you could see the look on my face as I was staring at the manager behind the counter as we both watched his poorly-trained employee absolutely butcher wrapping my burrito at Chipotle. I told him to fucking re-wrap that shit. Unacceptable

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Bruh...this Avocado Green Mattress I just bought is the best mattress I've slept on... A little pricey for a king sized bed at $2400 but totally worth the money...and significantly cheaper than some other beds I tested out (some were approaching 10k just for the mattress)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Never in my life did I think I'd spend over $2k on a mattress...yet here we are. I feel old. What's my age again?

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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

submitted 21 days ago • 134 comments

I did not expect to spend $5000 on furniture today, but here we are

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Luka being woken up at midnight being told to pack his shit and move to Los Angeles

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Bron Breakker is built different bro. That spear was fucking devastating

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

bruhhhhh he stiffed the fuck outta that

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Bron Breakker stiffed the fuck outta Speed on that spear lmfao

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Bruh, that Luka trade happening in the middle of the night had me thinking I was in a sleep deprivation induced delirium How the fuck is this possible? You traded one of the best players in the NBA (25 YEARS OLD) for an injury prone 31 year old? Did RFK approve this?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

#Fayad2025 starts Monday when I go to City Hall to file paperwork to run for #MayorOfBoston

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I really think I'm stupid enough that I'm gonna walk into City Hall and file to run for Mayor of #Boston against Wu and Kraft... Leftist #Populism Let's fucking go

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I don't mean to sound shallow but some of yall on tiktok are too ugly to be doing these reaction videos to Trumpers getting bad news and you just stare at the camera with a dumb smug look on your face

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I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify. The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips. Good job, friends.

submitted 26 days ago • 976 comments

Hot take. Some of yall on tiktok need to write a script for your SJW rants. No one wants to hear an ugly person bitch for 3 minutes so edit down the necessary info to a minute please

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Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.

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I'm moving in with my gf in March and I'm getting a new blender... Do I get a Ninja blender... Or do I get the $500 Vitamix I'm used to using at work lmao

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My finger is on the button

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Ohio is the definition of mid

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

As I'm filling out my new renter's insurance application for my new apartment it's kinda ludicrous in hindsight that I have to put down several thousand dollars worth of lego

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While MAGAs and Trump are taking a victory lap over the Colombia fiasco….this is what actually happened there

submitted 27 days ago • 50 comments

I'm sorry if this makes me terrible but this is genuinely fucking hilarious

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Fluid dynamics are neat

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"Where are the standards" is also what I mutter to myself when I try those Gordon Ramsay frozen meals he's pushing

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 28 days ago • 596 comments

Honestly man, this Trump presidency is gonna cost me a lot of friendships...not with Trumpers...don't have any of those left in my circle, but with all these idiots who came up with any reason to not vote for Kamala. Those fucking morons couldn't grasp the idea of "harm reduction" so now we're here

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I'm tired of people from blue states having to take the high road Those inbred cunts in the red states are getting a little too comfortable with the shit they talk. "hurr you have homeless people" yeah because being homeless in a blue state is better than living in a trailer park in a red state.

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Damn dude...Kal Penn is REALLY good in House lmao. Kutner was like a little mini House

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Kal Penn was really good in House. Too bad Obama had him killed

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Someone on Twitter said that soon you'll be seeing these morons say shit like "it's patriotic to pay more for groceries" to which I replied that hopefully groceries get so expensive the MAGAts fucking starve to death and Twitter banned me for a week for "hate speech" so i deleted my account instead.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Unfriending all the stupid ass "Gaza first" voters that cost us this fucking election just to watch it burn to the ground lmao

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I don't mean to sound all white knight-y but, I don't understand these guys that think being a douchebag makes them macho...aren't all the cool guys in the movies the silent loner types who stand up to bullies who are usually annoying/taunting/harassing some disparaged minority?

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The only thing that makes me hopeful about the deportations thing is that...ICE is a government agency...and it does not have unlimited money. Without funding they won't be able to do shit

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Media literacy is not only a problem on the right. Liberals getting offended by certain jokes that are obviously trying to make a point liberal would agree with, just not in a way a liberal would like to hear, IS a form of media illiteracy. No one wants to talk about that

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Let's show some bipartisanship: The democrats agree to the constitutional amendment allowing a third nonconsecutive term ONLY if they take out the cut out that is obviously just meant to keep Barry from running again. Barack vs Donald in 2028 for the soul of America. Who says no?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Time to start job hunting. Any restaurant groups in Boston looking for its next centerpiece?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to @tmobilesupport.bsky.social for replacint two of my screen protectors for free, no questions asked since I have insurance

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The democratic party as a whole needs a culture shift. If there is one thing we've learned in the last 8 years is that Americans don't like fucking cry babies and the democrats are a party full of easily triggered pussies. The time for purity tests is over. We're fighting literal Nazis now

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If Josh Kraft is really running for Mayor of @boston.gov then I will run against him and I'm not fucking joking. I will not sit idly by and let this country continue its descent into oligarchy. I will seek the support and endorsement of the @demsocialists.bsky.social

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

This has got to make some of you horny

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Idk why but I just told one of my reps that I was too autistic to beat around the bush and that I was told to get food donated for our company staff party and I don't know how to politely beg for donations and now I'm getting a shit load of deli meats lmaoooo

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