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chelccruzy.bsky.social

existing and making jokes. rita's mom. married to a skeleton. spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social

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very “my father the inventor of toaster strudel” vibe

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I miss Japan.

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Jujubee will make her debut in Avengers: Doomsday

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MERCH ROLLOUT!!! Here’s some of the awesome stuff you’ll get if you back the UMBERT ACTUALLY! KICKSTARTER!!! Perhaps the greatest keychains to ever exist. Yes, they do have a heart magnet connection 🩷💚

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It’s the time of day where my dog is asking me to sit in this crate with her. “We could be so happy in here.”

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Ok IKEA, go off.

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Thank you @threepixel.bsky.social for making the official music video for mine and Eric's official (improvised) Dark Crystal Theme Song

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“We saw you from across the room and we’d like to give this painting of our husband.”

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My wife is reading Fullmetal Alchemist and it reminded me of the article I wrote about how it’s an exploration of capitalism and fascism and how they operate on the sacrifices of the many to serve the few Still super proud of this one

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Witch Dessert Hats!

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All I’m saying about the Severance season 2 finale is that Mr. Milkshake ate that performance.

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Yoko and the boys. aka I finally had time to rearrange this case and add Gojo.

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:3

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You can’t just tell me there’s a Filipino monster high doll based on a manananggal and not expect me to buy it.

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Have they unmasked Orville Peck in Cabaret yet or am I the only one invested in his countdown?

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Labubu deez nutz is that anything

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Performing stand up comedy is sitting quietly for 1 hour then blacking out for 5 minutes and then sitting quietly for another hour.

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very “my father the inventor of toaster strudel” vibe

I miss Japan.

Jujubee will make her debut in Avengers: Doomsday

MERCH ROLLOUT!!! Here’s some of the awesome stuff you’ll get if you back the UMBERT ACTUALLY! KICKSTARTER!!! Perhaps the greatest keychains to ever exist. Yes, they do have a heart magnet connection 🩷💚

It’s the time of day where my dog is asking me to sit in this crate with her. “We could be so happy in here.”

Ok IKEA, go off.

Thank you @threepixel.bsky.social for making the official music video for mine and Eric's official (improvised) Dark Crystal Theme Song

“We saw you from across the room and we’d like to give this painting of our husband.”

My wife is reading Fullmetal Alchemist and it reminded me of the article I wrote about how it’s an exploration of capitalism and fascism and how they operate on the sacrifices of the many to serve the few Still super proud of this one

Witch Dessert Hats!

All I’m saying about the Severance season 2 finale is that Mr. Milkshake ate that performance.

Yoko and the boys. aka I finally had time to rearrange this case and add Gojo.

:3

You can’t just tell me there’s a Filipino monster high doll based on a manananggal and not expect me to buy it.

Have they unmasked Orville Peck in Cabaret yet or am I the only one invested in his countdown?

Labubu deez nutz is that anything

Performing stand up comedy is sitting quietly for 1 hour then blacking out for 5 minutes and then sitting quietly for another hour.

If Kermit doesn’t show up to my funeral smoking a cigarette, I’ll be very disappointed.

I forgot Kabuto has two sets of eyes.

But also

And they didn’t warn a brother

POV: Your performance review is with Rita.