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they should do a study to check if dog people or cat people are more into talking to LLMs. my bet would be dog people

dark souls is a game about being dommed

sex is something you do with your words

showed my gf this and she just was like "long? yeah i'm long"

"yeah keep talking about my boy hips, i'll bite you" i love women 🥰

i've come to the conclusion that i like my gf and having a gf is based

one more excellent finding from the AI poetry paper dataset presented without comment

*turning the <portfolio risk> dial and watching my returns increase* "oh this just linearly improves things" *continues turning it*

*signals waiter* "mm, i'll have the table mandarins, and put it in the fridge"

we got her girls, bsky has won, let the skeets ensue

with my wife gone, it's just me, my son, my daughter, and godzilla

is there any feed that's highly responsive to likes? if I have a crush on someone, it should figure this out and fill my feed with their posts with my request or consent. this is table stakes for modern social media.

me: "i found my nose bleeding last night cause i tasted a drop of blood on my lip while coding" gf response, expected: "omg are you ok??" gf response, actual: "hottt"

Girl #theadventuresoftintin #art

listening to the Inception soundtrack with the girls

placing myself in progressively more hostile environments to try and force the adoption of more survivable characteristics

oh bro it's fucking happening! i get post interaction here! it's now plausible to bootstrap a self sustaining interest in posting here, instead of the alternative place

i'm on IRC now ^^

i love doing a recreational gram of ibuprofen in the morning it just- ~takes the edge off~

my gf has got into the habit of blowing smoke in my face, i always try to inhale it and then cough, which she thinks is "cute" or something but- ngl i think it's giving me a nicotine dependence, every time i see her vaping i have Strong impulse to present my face for the blowing

chart hornier than the last two weeks of BTC

my toxic quality is that i honestly believe if i just smile at people they'll like me

having friends is fucked up cause they'll make you think the unhinged nonsense you spew is actually extremely entertaining and endearing all because they "enjoy your company" or something cringe

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.

A cascade of plants. Tillandsia Usneoides, a.k.a. Spanish moss Nikon FM2 + Velvia 50 Suesca, Colombia #Photography #BelieveInFilm #Colombia #FilmPhotography en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish...

making anime real one day at a time...

the problem with modern life is we made beds too comfortable. few things can compete

Some of you may not have seen my weird little postcards

A programmer girl who is a little hard to read

folks out here talking about torturing the simulations of themselves in other minds to avoid defection while my plan for torturing myself made me cry to think about

it's inherently humiliating for a woman to be dating/attracted to/sleeping with/etc any man. which is hot. the problem with homosexuality is you don't get this dynamic out of the box.

is she, ya know, one of the elect?

is she, ya know, ypad's type?