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Posting online! Midwestern communist lowlife. The cat’s name is Twiggy. 🎞️ 📸 🎧🎸🌲 They/Him ⚧️ Other content is here @cryptidspit.bsky.social
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Absolute ideal and opportune time for me to have a debilitating health issue.

been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him

Due to health reasons, I could really use some good fucking vibes rn.

The reason everybody is so fucking lonely is because we’ve replaced real relationships with parasocial ones. Get off the internet, stop attaching yourself to posters or podcast hosts and go talk to a real person.

As somebody who has had being internet poisoned shape my entire personality since the age of 8, I say this with peace and love. You need to get the fuck off of the internet.

*menacing* #memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

Golden hour cat nap.

give them guns

World’s fucked. Post cat.

I love her with my entire heart. I have nothing else.

It’s crazy to continually watch libs thrash around and blame leftists rather than their fucking party that adopted right wing policies to attempt to win the election.

Roast mode.

You telling me this meat was jerked with a dry rub?

Sorry for sadposting, I forgot that I could lol lmao

I love her with my entire heart. I have nothing else.

I have nothing funny to say anymore. I am being erased and my safety net dismantled. Most days I feel sick and push down a looming sense of dread. I have no way of saving myself. I would rather I die on my own terms than suffer on theirs.

I haven't believed in any god since 2010, but I spend each night praying that I can find some job far away from this horrible country.

Is it illegal to say "I will poop on RFK Jr.'s head"?

I've lived in rural upper midwest nearly my entire life. I love it here, but goddamn is it difficult to find resources for trans and queer folks.

I live on a razor's edge budget and drained my emergency funds due to medical debt. Everything is so uncertain, so If anybody can spare a little to help build a safety net, I would so appreciate it. Kind words and decent paying job leads are also appreciated. Stay safe. ko-fi.com/chemtrailsur...

On Sunday I had 3 70+ year old men interrogate me about my name and try to get me to admit that I was trans. Retired geriatric men feel the need to bully trans people at their place of work and nobody around them said a goddamn word. We're doing great.

If anybody has a cool online job to hook me up with, wants to send me money, or buy nudes, let me know. I have no savings, a fuckload of medical debt, and just want a shot at surviving all this and getting out of here.

Listen, I make a lot of jokes here folks, but it seems half the country thinks I would be better off dead. I'll be honest, I don't have a lot of fight left in me.

I'm a trans service worker with a science degree that has only proved to be useful as toilet paper. I'm so fucking cooked lol

If you ask anyone who has been killed by US bombs 9 out of 10 will say “I wish I was killed by Kamala Harris instead of Trump”

My landlord won’t let me put a bird feeder out because it supposedly causes so much weed growth under my porch that she cannot keep up. Any ideas on how I can’t bring birds around for Twiggy to watch?

Pathetic

Elon Musk proving to us time and time again that embarrassment rituals are real.

Catturd has died. I'm hearing reports that he thought he was his own dog and drove his truck over himself

Quick question, does anybody else feel like, really really bad?

Too feminine to be sigma, too masculine to be trad. This is the cross I bear.