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submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Donut here and do nut here are remarkably similar considering how fundamentally different they agree

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red It's Valentine's Day Having sex with someone your same gender Sometimes means you might be gay

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue I'd like to do anal But then my dick would smell like poopoo

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red You have a disease The sex was good But not your junk has bumps like you had fleas

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Video killed the radio whore

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Roughly 1/8 of my brain is just Mitch Hedberg jokes. "I still do, but I used to too" "I want a regular banana later" "I haven't slept for days"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm old enough to remember freedom fries. Me thinks the gulf of Mexico will be fine

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submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Half Wednesday to all those who hate the week

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The fuck is this idiot post getting more engagement than most of my regular stuff?! Y'all weird

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Monday, fig dicks

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just take off that stupid fucking hat

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It's a bear, but instead of being ferocious it's delicious, opaque and teeny -gummy bear inventor

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get it. Where are all the ads, sadness and Nazis? Bluesky has a ways to go to catch up to Twitter

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

There are roughly the same number of boobs and buttholes in the world 🤯

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Cherry pie guy

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread

submitted 27 days ago • 80 comments

update on the cherry pie: DAMN FINE!!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Me, not interacting or posting much on bluesky: WHY ARE THERE NO NOTIFICATIONS?!?!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Dates are the cockroaches of the dessert world I will die on this hill

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Your algorithm isn't as great as you think it is

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I'm old enough to complain about being so old that things hurt that shouldn't hurt

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submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Stop pointing at grocery prices like you won an argument. They voted for ethnical cleansing. What will happen when immigration status doesn't keep these monsters from seeing brown people living their lives around them?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you for not being awful, bluesky

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Calling together the first meeting of the Disillusioned and Disgruntled club.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

🚨Bluesky has video scrolling 🚨 This is not a drill!! (Also it's not as awful as reels)

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Be careful what you wish for It might be butts

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments