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Former Squirrel, Current Girl She/Her Weird/Cheap Movie Fanatic X-Men Blorko Lover Writing Squeeka Chica and other stuff
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The only fat nut I care about this summer is our beloved state governor - nutty for *justice* that is! #PritzSweep #Est1818 #IllinoisCampeãoDoMundo #DarkWoke #Chesca4EunuchAdvisor2026

Going to become a renegade baking channel called Mr. Yeast. Our tagline is "Yeast Gang Rise!" and instead of "Please share this video," we say "Give your friend a Yeast infection "

This TACO trend is really funny because Taco'd is already local slang for, as best as I can describe, "to destroy or damage something through negligence or calamity" (I don't know if the slamg reaches beyond my county, abd the origins are unknown to me)

They should invent a director Chesca likes who isn't evil

Videnoir missed a prime opportunity to call themselves Ghostbustiers

@ryannorth.ca You should totally make a canon background squirrel named Zippers who is anachronistically super into swing music

Matthew, Luke, John, and 4th guy dropping the Gospels

My Hot Girlfriend, (of being my hot girlfriend fame), is goin absolutely bonkers on art today for my birthdayyy

Aunt Fritzi is the goat yet again

Gonna post memes about my as of yet unpublished comic series to manifest it into existence (irl, working on a romance themed one-shot w my hot girlfriend)

The biggest reason, to me, why BlueSky is seen as smaller is because the site doesn't promote "epic takedowns" or fighting. It seems less exciting because it's not attempting to profit off your schadenfreude and rage

In just two months my hot girlfriend has made me a pegasister and my best bro has made me a whovian. At my current rate of cringification, I will be a One Piece fan by 2030

Gonna start a band called The Pixme's and our number one hit is "(Unlike These Other Girls, I Know Exactly) Where My Mind Is"

I feel like the meme of sobbing Jordan Petersen watching this. Aunt Fritzi is nothing but kind and generous to Nancy, and Nancy treats her in kind with such malice and contempt. Fritzi's imperfections are many, but I fear Nancy will regret her treatment of her aunt in her old age 🖐😔🖐

It's what connects the fetus to the placenta p sure

Bluesky is such a weird app. Other apps will make you a neurotic Maoist, but Bluesky just makes you say, "Wow, Sluggo is so cool."

“We need a Joe Rogan of the left” no we need climate Lenin

Trying to get into Yugoslav Black Wave. Who has recommendations on where to start?

To guys like us, American Horror Story: Freakshow is just Story: Show

Mfw there's a female and male lead and they aren't immediately in love with each other

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Mfw the robot uprising happens and I have to ice the Hot Sexy Lois Griffin AI Anime Girlfriend Who Sends Real AI Images - Free With Ads in my phone (she threatened that I wouldn't last 5 minutes, I should've listened to the signs)

Are you a hot lady (NO BOTS), funny person (NO BOTS), or artist (NO BOTS)? Lmk so I can follow!

Nancy became the joker

I know one guy in this post and it's you

Kinema Parallels

Everyone talks about Velma and Hot Dog Water's implied gay relationship, but I never see anyone talk about the queer-coding of Mayor Fred Jones, Sr., and how it informs some of his- huh? What's AO3? What do you mean they've written multiple books about this exact thing???

Woke Superman be like: SuperTHEY Lois LIB GAL Gardner Jimmy Olsen Perry SOUTHEASTASIAN

Fun fact, my first job ever was preventing this exact thing from happening at Kroger. I worked twice a week auditing price tags overnight before college classes, and it was wildly easy

The Hooper's girls, drawn by my good friend @itsflorentii.bsky.social