Profile avatar
chessjerk.bsky.social
Speedrunner of (mostly) obscure games, Arkanoid is #1, brother of @yelsraek.bsky.social, Twitch affiliate, husband and father of two, lurker extraordinaire (he/him)
29 posts 101 followers 220 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Snake Rattle 'n' Roll - Co-Op Warpless World Record - 12:33. I don't think @chessjerk.bsky.social or I will try to tell you this is a good run. It's just good enough. That's enough Snek for now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4s9...

Co-Op Warpless Snek w/ @chessjerk.bsky.social Twitch.tv/yelsraek

Well, after downloading and deleting most of my highlights over 3 hours, I'm barely under 100 hours. Still, I can't imagine how everyone out there with thousands (or tens of thousands) of hours of content will save it all. Hopefully we can save everything in time.

What do old people do on Valentines Day? They play Scrabble of course! Happy Valentines Day to my wife and to everyone else out there. (I won 344-278 but that doesn't matter right now)

After four hours of practice and grinding, @chessjerk.bsky.social and I finished two warpless Snek runs. We weren’t able to keep pace with PJ & Feasel’s rather remarkable warpless GDQ run from ten years ago. Maybe next time! We definitely CAN beat that time! www.twitch.tv/videos/23704...

Co-Op Warpless Snek w/ @chessjerk.bsky.social Twitch.tv/yelsraek

Probably hanging out in the lobby for a bit before heading home, good bye #AGDQ2025 hope to see you next year!

And the obligatory overall stats for the week.

Well, I think this is the appropriate time to call it a week by passing the S3 TGM3 exam on the first try here at #AGDQ2025

Magnificent tetris block! #AGDQ2025

Shoutouts to Awful Block, that was the most fun stage tech shift I've ever had. #AGDQ2025

Reflections: The cruelty of the final climb in 10 justified my introduction about how difficult the game is. I was caught out of position on the respawns a couple of times, and recovery isn’t easy on those slopes! @chessjerk.bsky.social was, as ever, cool and collected. youtu.be/1gGFYeX1jU4?...

Roommate block begins! @yelsraek.bsky.social @chessjerk.bsky.social @seireasong.bsky.social Let's go!! #AGDQ2025

Got to meet @brutal-melo.bsky.social and d☑️ while practicing our runs last night! Love the energy! Get hype for retro block this morning! @seireasong.bsky.social @chessjerk.bsky.social @madmegax381.bsky.social #AGDQ2025

I also totally forgot, thanks GDQ for putting my and @yelsraek.bsky.social pictures on the volunteer/ runner badge this year!

10 minutes! #AGDQ2025

Is it time? #AGDQ2025

"Never PB by too much" - old speedrunning proverb Snek Co-Op WR: a slightly faster 5:04

"PB by as much as possible." - a better speedrunning proverb. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll Co-Op WR - 4:47?!?!?!? Sub-5 achieved! Sub-4:50 achieved!!!!! We have no words. www.twitch.tv/videos/23387...

Co-Op Snek !AGDQ prep stream with @chessjerk.bsky.social twitch.tv/yelsraek

Co-Op Stream w/ @chessjerk.bsky.social Snake Rattle ‘n’ Roll attempts and some darts as well! Twitch.tv/yelsraek

Wonder what he's dreaming about...

Pic may or may not be to scale depending on the actual size of a chocobo.

Sunday Speedrunner Spotlight Episode 91 Guest: @chessjerk.bsky.social youtu.be/-wGCZbojpUs

I cannot articulate in 300 characters all of the emotions I'm feeling. I will just continue to be an ally to my friends that I love so much to the best of my ability. If anyone needs someone to talk to, to yell to/at/with, anything at all, anyone who can see this: just know that I'm here if needed

Civic duty complete! Z1R race tonight at 10pm!

snek

Super Sprint Co-Op Maxout Glitchless WR w/ @chessjerk.bsky.social 1:16:04.817 >>> 1:16:04.533 😅 You never wanna PB by too much! 76 minute run? 17 frame improvement! www.twitch.tv/videos/22866...

Co-Op Stream w/ @chessjerk.bsky.social Twitch.tv/yelsraek

Sorry I didn’t stream all week. I had jury duty 4/5 days and plenty of work waiting for me when I got home as well. Expect a co-op stream with chessjerk tonight, though!

Sleepy Sebastian

NES Elevator Action one loop "required" a 14 minute wait to complete because level 4 was too hard, and the enemies' speed would eventually overflow back to the starting speed. However, I proved that this was not the case! (and yes the final split is -12 minutes) www.twitch.tv/chessjerk/cl...

Casual 3rd sub 13 in TGM1 tonight!

10 games to get to know me: Arkanoid The Legend of Zelda (randomizer) Final Fantasy Tactics Snake Rattle 'n' Roll Gauntlet Marble Madness Out Run Super Sprint Robo Warrior Elevator Action

Hello bluesky, I have joined the exodus from "Twitter". I don't post much anyway, shoutouts to all the lurkers out there.