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chessunenjoyer.bsky.social
Bored autism person who likes Eurovision and makes crappy videos once in a blue moon.
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And my twelve-poumd bowling ball 🎳

And my tenor saxophone 🎷

And my garmet bag 👜

Draggin' along my big leather suitcase 🎒

I crawled on my hands and knees for THREE FULL DAYS.

"You're a cloned cat sitting in a flying mechanical bug. They don't make a car seat for that!" -Pete Davidson, 2025

So I crawled through the twisted burning wreckage....

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAAÂãāæªa.

I'm now officially in the national final black. It'll be out tomorrow unless I decide to long it out for Armenia. 👍

AND MY SEAT IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION.

This widget is kinda ironic given... uh, recents events. #RIPDuo

HAD MY TRAY TABLE down.

HAD MY TRAY TABLE....

AND MY SEAT IN THE FULL UP-RIGHT POSITION

HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP

AND MY SEAT IN THE FULL UP-RIGHT POSITION!!!

BECAUSE I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP!!!

Except for me! You know why?

Remember this guy? youtu.be/ZrXuVDUr1Gw

AND EVERYBODY DIED!!!

And the plane EXPLODED in a giant fireball....

And we went into a tail-spin and crashed into a hillside....

And oh yeah, three of the plane engines burnt out....

And the in-flight movie was BioDome with Pauly Shore....

The flight attendants ran out off Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts....

New video for your attention spans. :) youtu.be/ZxHxZ6fzZys?...

And the little kid at the back of me kept throwing up the whole time....

Eurovision rankings:

He might have a little bit of potential at Basel if they play their cards right tbh. 🇸🇮

Just cooked up a lil' something.

Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women With excruciatingly severe body odor...

You know I've never been on a real airplane before and I gotta tell ya, it was really great....

Oh yeah...

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBUQUERQUE!!!

You will not be forgiven for this Eurovision.

TO ALBUQUERQUE!!!!

That's right, a first-class one-way ticket....

My Eurovision rankings so far. Will post rankings as new songs are released on my Youtube Community Page, with a full ranking sometime in early April.

But I still won the grand prize...

I was off by 3. :(

...to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.

Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest...