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Still blows my mind that Marner was left uncovered in the corner to freely make that pass and McDavid was totally alone in the centre ice slot right in front of the net.

It’s Gulf of McDavid now.

How about instead of billionaire tax cuts America pays the debt it owes to various foreign owners to the tune of $7TRILLION dollars.

So it would appear the airline crash in Toronto airport yesterday was pilot error. The plane belly flopped onto the tarmac, bounced and flipped over. Unless some major issue happened with the controls, but it doesn’t seem that way.

Canada owns $330Billion dollars of American debt. Maybe it’s time to remind Trump and Musk about this and collect. Let’s clear up this debt, shall we Donald?

I feel like I get a ketamine contact high whenever I listen to Elon Musk speak. Is that a thing?

The more you hear Mark Carney talk the more it’s apparent that Pierre Poilievre has the charm and charisma of a prison cell shit bucket.

If find it really pathetic that the best goaltending situation Canada has to offer for this 4 Nations Face-Off is Binnington/Hill/Montembeault. It will likely kill our chances despite an otherwise super talented team’s best effort.

After all this time turns out all a person has to do to raid the US National Treasury is just walk by security and say “Get out of my way”.

Trudeau and Sheinbaum “What would make you happy Donald” Trump “I want you both to amass your militaries along our borders in a threatening manner.” Trudeau and Sheinbaum “”Uh. Sure. Weird flex, but okay.”

Ooooooo can I be the fentanyl Czar?

Still boycotting.

Looks like Elon Musk and his Pilsbury Dogeboys are meeting some resistance finally.

Pierre Poilievre is the Vivek Ramaswamy of Canada.

Many times Canadians have went to war and made the ultimate sacrifice to aid nations around the world. We’re asking they help us now with our economic war and boycott American goods.

This fentanyl and border security claim is a straw man argument. It’s simply an excuse to engage in economic warfare.

Every time Trump has some big press announcement or public appearance, Canada should cut power.

Canada should cut power during the Super Bowl and then have rolling random blackouts moving forward.

Canada has announced that in retaliation of tariffs Canadian teams will now score 25% more goals on American teams and Ovechkin will be sanctioned to play net in all cross border games.

Hey. Average American. Wake the fuck up. You’re officially at civil war.

So. America is really just going to stand around and watch Trump and Musk demolish their entire government and country. Bunch of cowards.

Can’t wait to hear from all the new MAGA aviation experts.

“Father” Calvin Robinson of the Anglican Catholic Church decided to end his speech at the Nation Pro Life Summit with a sieg heil and a heart goes out to you. Naziism is officially being normalized.

Pierre Poilievre used his time speaking at a Holocaust Memorial event to bring up “woke ideologies” and approval of deportations. What a douche.

Sam Altman right now:

Tech Bros ”This AI is going to sink Hollywood!” China “Well this AI is going to sink silicone Valley.”

The irony of AI tech bros crying about someone else introducing an alternative of what they’ve been doing that’s way cheaper, easier, quicker and accessible has me howling right now. Karmas a bitch kids.

China’s Deepseek AI is currently tanking American tech industry to the tune of a trillion dollars. This is massive news with world changing implications. All the money that all those politicians invested into Meta and OpenAI is burning.

This perfectly placed flag during Elon Musk’s speech at the AfD gathering says it all.

Word on the street is that Canadian Conservatives are registering as Liberals to swing the vote to Freeland as party leader because Pierre Poilievre is afraid of Mark Carney. So if you want to stop this subversion be sure to register and vote.

I can say with confidence, if Elon Musk is that fucked up at the presidential inauguration he is fucked up ALL THE TIME.

The funniest thing with scaling back this DEI incentive is that companies are going to end up hiring a bunch of entitled white people that are going to make all their entitled demands on wages and I can’t wait for it.

The only reason Elon Musk doesn’t have a Hitler moustache is because he’s incapable of growing facial hair.

* 1939 Hitler invades Poland League of Nations: “Relax guys. He’s autistic.”