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31 year old enjoyer of things! Huge into music🎶, especially electronic music🎚️, love video games🎮, cars🏎️, food🌮, space💫, science🧠. 🤖Android Gang 🤖
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Depressed but trying voice: welcome Threads and Facebook users to Bluesky

Seeing people around me eat food makes me really want to get my life together. Then maybe one day I'll also be able to afford to eat for a whole month instead of just parts of the month when i get paid.

2025. Back to basics. Clearly define your goals. Say no to anything that dilutes your focus. Execute. Continually refine.

THREAD: Our hearts are with everyone being impacted by the widespread California wildfires. Please consider using or sharing these vital resources if you or someone you know is in the disaster’s path. We will update this thread as more information or resources become available:

So sad seeing my birth city on fire. Hope everyone stays safe as possible

Dear World, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane, Decent Americans

PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot

Dear Greenland, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane America

Going to pop onto Apex later and see what's going on over there if anyone would like to join 👀. It's been a while since I've played

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

SNEEZE: sure would be a shame if your back got obliterated

Many MAGAs are slowly realizating that Trump either won't be doing the things he promised, or that if he does, it will actually be really bad for them. It's unclear which they think of as the bigger loss.

IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.

Literally same

So far, some of the "dangerous drones" have turned out to be (1) stars, (2) airplanes landing at DCA, and (3) the planet Venus. Oof.

Another school shooting? Must be Monday in America.

Me every time i sneeze

It's a good day to have a good day!

It’s never aliens.

Oh no! Something something united health ceo! The tragedy 😭

Today's the day! It's Spotify Wrapped day! Share yours with me? 🥹👉👈

Whats the fastest car you've ever driven 🤔

Trump: I’m going to pardon the Jan 6th inmates I sent to beat our police officers and hang my VP because I refused to leave office peacefully. Biden: Before I leave office peacefully, I’m going to pardon my only living son. The press: Biden just handed Trump a playbook for abusing the pardon!!!

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

People really drink diet coke on purpose

Happy December to all who celebrate! 😁

I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.

I know this is a joke, but it feels extremely accurate

Every Souls game is on sale EXCEPT Elden Ring. They hate me

Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?? They were cooked in Greece

Money doesn't buy happiness and yet somehow my mood is directly correlated with how much is in my bank account 🤔

how does one... remember things...

Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation. I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.

Me drinking wine at dinner “mmm this white really pairs with this red”

Blue Sky team, you're building something special and great here. Keep at it. Stick with it. And please don't sell it to an evil billionaire who's going to come around waving a lot of money to gobble it up. Sincerely, a Happy Blue Sky user.

The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

Wow, thank you all for following: 300k-plus followers on @bsky.app, for a site I only had 30k followers on before the election and that I barely checked. Crazy growth in just a couple of weeks. I am loving the energy and engagement, and lack of trolls, on this site. Aren't you?