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cheworleans.bsky.social
Striking the perfect balance between hating the internet/being perceived and needing a place to look at hot men and occasionally jockey for their attention. Going against my better judgement and choosing to participate. Please don’t repost anywhere. 😅
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Them: “Are you wearing the ne…” Me: “The neck-cooling ice ring? Yeah. I am.”

Mondays…am I right, ladies? Ack!

💦wet hot summer incoming💦

The lifeguard on duty keeps trying to administer mouth-to-mouth.

fat steak friday

#fcf

🫡 Rest in peace to this pop punk icon. If I wasn’t gay before hearing this song in 1995, I certainly was after.

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Went out AFTER DARK in the middle of the week. Who am I? Am I in danger? No. Got to see Bob the Drag Queen film their new special, though. Thanks for the invite, boys. 🧑‍🧒‍🧒 @dorian85gray.bsky.social @bcb73.bsky.social

I know a recipe for chicken thighs must hate to see me coming. 👀

big guy/blue sky🦋

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Thinking about Epic Universe & the White Lotus finale tomorrow & how, just a week ago, I had never heard of Labubu, but now, thanks to algorithms & cookies(?) & probably my pre-existing interest in blind bag figures (but no real effort on my part), I know a lot about Labubu. Labubu is fun to say. 🍼

These Epic Universe sneak peaks got me like 🫨 And I’m not even much of a theme park guy.

Me and my big fat cock read this book this week. Very quick read. It made me laugh out loud. Great debut from Bobbiana. Great distraction from all the horrors.

Can’t handle how dark and twisted *everything* is at the moment, so, naturally, escaping into the dark and twisted reality of Shen Yun, the omnipresent dance troupe, was the right call.

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Just a couple’a guys and their stuffed snowballs. ☀️

A late submission for Steak and Blowjob Day. 🥩😮

catching rays/dodging strays