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chewytherobot.bsky.social
28yo cis-male. I like Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, and some niche nerd stuff. Ask me about my cube!
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My hipster-est deck is my Tiana auras deck. Just one of 264 on EDHrec. The goal is to answer threats on board while beating people into submission, vultron style. I have even gotten around two Farewells in the same game before. moxfield.com/decks/TH4x_j...

We have displays of All Dressed Ruffles chip filling the front of our store. Guess the Canadian invasion of America is going smoothly. They’ll never see it coming until we hit them with the bagged milk.

Gonna start calling energy drinks the Heart Police, or HP for short. Too many can lead to cardiac arrest.

Nothing makes me feel more Canadian than watching some good hockey that was back-to-back action in overtime. Great game all around. A lot of plays and full of suspense.

While I appreciate Moxfield adding the ability to set your commander bracket (within reason), I feel others should be allowed to change it. Mainly so I can go in and set all my friends’ decks to a 2 to troll them.

Isn’t the Final Fantasy mtg set just Dissidia in paper form?

I’m so excited for the Final Fantasy set. Amano doing art? Please! A whole deck dedicated to FFX? YES! Tomorrow’s stream is gonna be hype!

Silly custom card based on one of my favorite games. Still a little rough, but that’s what practice is for.

3:1 America victory. Kinda sucks. But Canada can still make the finals for a rematch. Fingers crossed.

US playing hockey against Canada tonight in Canada, in order to get (historically polite) Canadians to not boo US national anthem they had Canadian military singer but fans still reigned down boos, then 3 fights in first 9 seconds Feels like sideshow here in US, but clear Canadians are pissed at US

Canada scores! 3 fights, 1 goal. One hell of an opening.

Instantly a second fight. Is this why people watch UFC?

USA v Canada. Not even 5 second into the game, and we get a fight. Definitely a high tension hockey game tonight.

Replaced my first drain today. Guess I’m a level 1 plumber now. Soon I will be Luigi enough for the revolution…

I both love and hate this new bracket system. My meme deck is a 1 if the commander was different, my most powerful deck is a 3, and my most hated deck is a 2… Though telling people my Maarika is precon level when it beats a bracket 4, Ghave combo deck feels like peak trolling.

Red is the most honest MTG Color change my mind

Happy Meat Day everyone!

SCG-con Portland was a blast. I got new modern cards, a few favorites signed, and picked up some prints. Talking to the artists is always a blast and getting a Metalworker were highlights. I also got my first dual! So I guess I evolved into a veteran with broken cards after 12 years.

Hello old friend. I missed you. I opened a foil Council’s judgement and did a 1:1 for a Metalworker in 2014. It became one of my signature cards and I used it, Silas, and Akiri to build my favorite commander deck in 2017. Then, returning home after a GP, the deck was stolen and I was devastated.

While I wait for the rest of my cube upgrades to come trickling in, I decided to start a fun side project. I’m building a party box, @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social style. I don’t have a spare booster tutor, so I made my own.

Update: According to a nurse in the family, the new nail is gonna push the old one out. Though for now it’s continuing to crack and lose pieces until the old one falls off. Kinda creepy and cool.

Took some gnarly damage to my left hand today. Feeling Izuku now.

It’s funny to see peoples’ reaction to Canada doing a push for local as a result of the tariffs. I remember learning about how Canada required a third of television and radio content needed to be Canadian made. Explains why I grew up watching a lot of Martin Mysteries and Ed, Edd, ‘n Eddy.

Aiming to build my own “party box” like Pleasant Kenobi has. Genuinely surprised how many card games have merfolk support.

Doing more for Magic and the lore than Wizards. The Scryfall team is a godsend.

First Major project of 2025. Built my mother new cabinets (from scratch) for her 60th Birthday. Still needs to tweaks, but I’m proud of the results.

Me and my Pokemon team (Fan fiction, not canonical)

The new island art in Aetherdrift reminds me of Jarjar and I love it. I want 100 of them! Meesa thinks youz is big doo-doo now! *counters your spell*

If only I was good enough at #mtg to get stupid sexy Karn. Guess he’s on vacation after TOR ban basically killed Tron in modern.

I’m loving Aetherdrift. I only have one nitpick. Why not have more planes represented!? I want Okiba gang drag racers and the New Weatherlight crew! I want chariot racers from Theros and Segovia. You’re telling me Niv-Mizzet wouldn’t send a Skyknight for the bragging rights?

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Looking at #mtg Modern decklists makes me feel like the format is sort of homogenous and not in a bad way. If decks share 12 - 16 cards, it means you can buy the core cards and expand into multiple decks over time. Long story short, I now have pheonix and burn ready to go.

Went to use the restroom and had my hand attacked when reaching for the lights. Here I thought Thunder came after the lightning…

How I’m rolling into Aetherdrift.

I wanna give this storm so I can achieve the wild, pro-gamer move of doing a deck tech in the middle of a commander game.

I might be the only person who wants this, but imagine a rework of the dungeon mechanic as races for Aetherdrift. Maybe have a catch-up mechanic for people in 3rd/4th place for commander players. So you get a buff in the lead, but others can try to slipstream off of that.

Hats!? Unusual times!? Team Fortress 2 Secret Lair Confirmed!?