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I am he/him. Co-host of the Disenfranchised & forthcoming Welles U podcasts. 🎙 Frequent contributor to The Pod & the Pendulum Podcast. 💀 Amateur actor. 🎭 Occasional writer. ✒️ Movie lover. 🎥 Coffee addict. ☕️ Cheeseburger enthusiast. 🍔
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Let's not lose sight of history when it is upon us.

Dammit, Hulu, I was still watching that...

Isabella’s blue velvet has me sobbing.

David's girls <3

I just realized that Isabella Rossellini is wearing blue velvet in honor of David Lynch & immediately started to cry.

What is the point of digital technology if we do not have the option to watch Laura Dern and Isabella Rossellini watching the Oscars together for all three hours?

Isabella Rossellini AND Laura Dern??? I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!!!

Don't care what anyone says: Dalton is my favorite Bond.

ME (watching the Bond tribute): "Still better than watching any number from EMILIA PÉREZ..." @allthemeows.bsky.social: "I mean, so was the sandworm playing the piano..." #TheOscars

June Squibb MVP.

Peter Straughan wins Best Adapted Screenplay for Conclave at the #Oscars

CARDINALS!!!!!! #TheOscars #Conclave #BestAdaptedScreenplay

What Kieran Culkin said that was bleeped: "Jeremy, you're amazing in The Apprentice. I love your work, it's fucking--fuck, I cursed. There we go, I cursed, I didn't mean to. I'm not supposed to single anyone out, it's favoritism."

Quietly hoping for a CONCLAVE sweep... 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

My Oscar night cheeseboard. (Left to right) Top Row: EMILIA PÉREZ - pico-topped brie THE BRUTALIST - Hungarian plum jam I'M STILL HERE - Brazilian-style bread cheese Middle Row: CONCLAVE - 'Body of Christ' wafer crackers THE SUBSTANCE - pesto-topped burrata ANORA - Russian-style pickles 1/2

If THE SUBSTANCE wins the Oscar they gotta let MonstroElisaSue accept the award and spray the audience with blood.

One of Friedkin's four bona fide masterpieces.

It's #WomenInHorrorMonth ! My book was written by a woman (me, obviously), edited by a woman, and the cover art was done by a woman! Buy directly from my indie publisher @encyclopub.bsky.social if you can: encyclopocalypse.com/products/mil...

A really fun ep... but you should expect nothing less when @daddydisco.bsky.social is on the pod!

One of the best to ever do it. RIP to a true cinematic icon.

Saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the need to prove they can make a watchable movie out of the most random IP

Always love about Mike & Stephen episode! Check it out, friends!

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

The email all Chicagoans dread after "the incident."

Yippee-kai-yay! Our American Superheroes theme month had back to the Old West with the oddly familiar JONAH HEX (2010)! Available to listen NOW wherever podcasts are sold! apple.co/3EMkCJn

Our American superheroes theme month continues and the gang's all here to talk 2010's comic book WILD WILD WEST without the jokes - JONAH HEX! Dropping into your podfeeds this THURSDAY!

"If you have a dream where you're at work and actually completed tasks in your sleep, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Call the law offices of Winken Blinken & Nod for your free consultation today!"

Valentine's Day means ordering in pizza and watching "Yellowjackets" S3 with your partner while Chicago gets covered in snow. 💕

I'm from Indianapolis. I still call it "Deer Creek" 24 years after its *first* name change. So it'll always be Gulf of Mexico to me.