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Does this thing make my ass look good or what?! 😘🍑

I decided to start matching energy in 2025 and hoo-boy the way I have talked to like all of 5 people since Jan 1. Who needs a family anyway?

Woohoo

Look at my butt

It’s hard to explain how jarring it is to go from watching the season 1 finale of severance to drag race.

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Interesting

I am so tired

When my buddy was alive and sick I’d show him the instagram of a goofy bulldog and he’d laugh. I ran across that account today and ugly cried. So things are going great.

Another week down. The social isolation makes it a lot harder.

Another week down. The social isolation makes it a lot harder.

Let’s see how the weekend goes

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“I can’t wait to fire her. I’m her best friend.” Trump about Elon probably.

Depression is a bitch

I wonder if my job will let me work remote so I can dip.

Will this sporal ever end

God I love licking up a man’s load 🤤

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

My best friend died 5.5 months ago and life feels like a downward spiral ever since.

I’m used to depressive episodes but not ones that go on for months.

I do not understand why gays love Chicago

Beaut.🦉❤️

Life isn’t what I want

Suck it like a lollipop 🍭

Walking into my TRT appointment and saw a guy rocking a bow tie. I complimented it. On closer inspection it was a port from a tracheotomy. I’m going to go die now.

The beauty of Quads is being in one of the weight rooms and having seen the nudes of every single guy in there.

Rise and shine Bluesky 🥵 oldie but goodie #hung #uncut #cock

Tooshy

What city should be my next home? Or maybe go live in the woods.

“Can I cum inside you?” “I don’t know — can you?”