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chicagowanderer.bsky.social
Chicago-based, world bound, always wandering.
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It's official, the United States now has a king.

They have a point.

I just can't. We are holograms apparently. We are real! 🇵🇸 I submitted feedback to @premerabluecross.bsky.social and hope a real human being responds.

When you absolutely positively have to pick a cabinet for your presidency.

‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back theonion.com/stab-him-sta...

JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party theonion.com/jd-vance-for...

Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers theonion.com/taylor-swift...

The Voice of Dear Leader!

Maybe the reason the US is so fucked rt now is cuz we built it on thousands of ancient indian burial grounds

Percentage of uninsured in each state (non-elderly 0-64)

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems theonion.com/somebody-sho...

You’re a Republican and a power bottom? Bruh, pick a struggle.

If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.

Tell people how you feel.

An LGBTQ+ hotel with a rooftop bar and speakeasy is proposed for the former Yoshi’s Cafe in Lakeview. https://buff.ly/4f9WGw0

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test. I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential!

“Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries. It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.” Welcome to the nightmare.

Her pussy isn’t green but it has plans to be carbon neutral by 2030

You can live in a home with a backyard, and depending on the street network design and lot size, experience vastly different urban typologies. West University Place and Katy are both within the Houston metro area, yet these single-family cities have vastly different densities.

We tried to warn you that he didn't give a fuck about you but you didn't want to listen. #FAFO

Have you ever seen someone with so many Man of the Year accolades??

South Korea's president declared martial law a few hours ago. News reports are showing photos that look like Seoul is in chaos.

Bye bye X! #byebyex #austrianairlines #austria #airlines

Slow. Clap.

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

Holy moly. MAGA is losing their mind over an uncovered video from 2016 where Donald Trump says people should use the bathroom they feel is inappropriate and speaks out against trans bathroom bills. Feel free to share this so MAGA implodes.

Marge is a fucking idiot.

So gay.

The consequences of poor education.

Whatever, Nikki. You're just as disgusting.