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chicknparts.bsky.social
The world is so quiet, and I am so loud.
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I moved recently and found the tumors I grew in college. Oh how time flies! Except for them, though. They're in non-functional stasis forever😆😆😆✌️

Hey guys. I finally organized my cart. It's Art Deco art-decor😆

Anyone out there ever Reverse Pooh Bear? It's when you wear bottoms, but let your titties roam free.

Trust the process

Such a lovely gift I received today!🥰

This counts as meal-prepping, right?

IYKYK

But what about a front woman?

When you get more bad news after 4 months of your life being turned upside-down. Awesome. 🍸🍷🧉🍹🍺

I just want to eat mushrooms and watch The Animatrix.

Danny Elfman is a God. Fight me.

Chatting with a friend of mine about the Marx brothers, and I came to a comedic epiphany. Because the Gookie face exists, it is evidence that Harpo Marx was the first documented troll. He trolled that cigar-rolling dude so hard.

When you finish your morning chores just in time for your tea to be the perfect temperature 😙👌

youtu.be/TrJUYkccCXg?...

When given the option, always have cake for breakfast.

I'm sorry. If you don't like 'Stay' by Oingo Boingo, we just can't be friends.

I bought my ticket last night🖤🖤🖤

Me over here thinking "Hey. Do you know anything about cable management?" is a pickup line.

Anyone just....ready to go back to MySpace?

Mmmmmmm.......dessert

Kinda hard to see a free and fair 2028 election where she doesn’t win by a lot.