Profile avatar
chillbrobaggins.bsky.social
Former newspaper photographer, current semi-disabled starving artist.
244 posts 87 followers 55 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

** Impeachment in 44BC was so much more ... immediate. Like, screw the whole court proceedings, with the waffling, definition of "is" (or "est", in Caesar's case), and getting off by a few votes out of a hundred. When the majority of the quorum literally stabs the guy, you know he done fucked up.

I'm just saying, if this story ends like G. Iulius Caesar's* ... maybe not "worth it!" bc there was a war over secession after the OG dictator got ousted by the Roman Senate**, but ... it'd at least be funny/karma. *J wasn't a letter until, like, Elizabeth I's time.

IDK, that looks more Roman symbolism to me (which Bonaparte and Hitler did co-opt). And it TOTALLY ended well for the guy in Rome what liked eagles and overstayed his welcome as The Boss. And also Mussolini.

"No plan of operations extends with any certainty beyond the first encounter with the main enemy forces." -- Helmuth von Moltke 1871 (and quoted by/misattributed to military men ever since). Or, more generally, Rabbie Burns said in 1785 "The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men Gang aft agley,"

Everybody thought Brexit was a farce, but ol' Donny had to one-up Cameron and piss off the rest of NATO. In other news, Charles III is still technically king of Canada, right? So if God-Emperor Donald has a go at America's hat, can Chuck3 call up the rest of the Commonwealth to defend it?

So I was commenting on the youtubs with a joke about my dad's Army service, wanted to namecheck the place he worked at, bc , y'know, a lot of US Military installations formerly named after traitors-- "Fort Bragg (formerly Fort Liberty from 2023 to 2025)" Not surprised, just disappointed.

To make yesterday even worse, Cecile Richards died. Y'know, president of Planned Parenthood, all-around Good Noodle, daughter of the last good Governor of Texas*. *Fight me. Ann was a fuckin' badass.

I'm not gonna say I was EXPECTING to be fighting off raiders in a post-WW3 hellscape when I woke up this afternoon ... but still TBD on whether this is the better outcome.

Anybody want to see why I am annoyed by pistols in certain movies?and/or want to send me screenshots of said movies where somebody has a gun to their head ... but it's a 1911 with the hammer down? Bc that's not how that thing works, pre - ...1997ish? and even then ...

Something something Russia? Yeah, they're the only country where that happened.

So I replied to a youtube video about D.B. Cooper to the effect of "They didn't start looking for him for 40 hours? He could've stolen a car and benn in NYC by that time, the OG Cannonball Run was previous year and Gurney/Yates did Manhattan to Los Angeles in 36 hours"