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It’s times like these I wish I knew how to create video clips - there’d be a 141 2/3 chance I’d aend it in to @maffewgregg.bsky.social and realise it was never used.

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Hey @hangmanpage.bsky.social ….

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You know the match is bad when Ed Sheeran sponsorship on the Ipswich shirts isn’t the least embarrassing thing.

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Just as well we sent the sellotape back on the stationery order or we’d have lost that. #mufc

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If it wasn’t for these 2, I fear what I’d have done earlier today. Just overwhelmed by being a burden to everyone in my life, and failing to fight off the idea that everything would be better if I wasn’t here.

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Tonight I will mostly be hoping for a Yuma Sakazaki win. #aew

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Hamilton binned the car in his first test for Ferrari. He also binned the car in his first test for Mercedes. Just sayin'

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I can’t think of one good reason that Jordynne Grace shouldn’t win the Royal Rumble, #wwe have a star on their hands, and could make her a star in the eyes of all those who only know her from her NXT/24 Rumble dalliances.

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Dear @allelitewrestling.com please can you try and coordinate your global and us online stores a bit more? I’m sure plenty brits want the new Toni Storm shirt, and I’m getting itch for some Outrunners goodness ( @truthmagnum.bsky.social wanna help my campaign?) #aew

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This is the kinda questioning Trump will be wanting.

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This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.

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Deactivated my Twitter earlier, and whilst I’m going to miss the few people I still interacted with on there, I don’t fuck with Nazis.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Important question for @ianriccaboni.com - is your boy Harry Wilson aware of his weekly ROH shoutout?

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Arsenal wearing a all white kit in a campaign against violent crime whilst a man accused of multiple rapes, fully supported and back by the club, is wearing it is the epitome of irony

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Altar Bayindir have my babies.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Threw my back out putting a t-shirt on. Am now sat here with a hot water bottle against me, and trying not to scream every time I try to pick something up. Getting old fucking sucks.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

If you blink 182 times in the bathroom mirror, someone leaves you roses by stairs

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

@nylarosebeast.bsky.social already broken the world record for quickest YouTube downvote ever.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Give it Brucey till the end of the season

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Been watching the darts a bit the past couple of days, Liam in the Barclaycard ad needs a swift kick in the ding-ding it’s been on that much.

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Plymouth away next season gonna be mental #manutd

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I repeat…..

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Ficking United, I can’t even be cocky at the humble boys being shite.

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A merry fuck you and I hope you fall off your horse to all the hunting twats out there

submitted 63 days ago • 23 comments

Saying the quiet bit out loud - the circle jerk around Luke Littler this week, I hope he gets spanked.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Well what’s the point of anything any more.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

The #superman trailer made my pants extra tight, cannae wait to see it.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

#MCIMUN

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They should have had the decibel meter on the crowd for last nights New Day segment, shit was up there with the international shows earlier this year. #wwe

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#F1

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