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NOTICE: IF HUMAN DEATH IS ONLY AN AFTERTHOUGHT WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, MAYBE FIND A NEW HOBBY. 🔪👎🏃👍

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Bad novels based on beloved games? Sounds like a good time to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPzd...

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The faces of 3 men who know they're about to watch some Neil Breen. New Rotten Popcorn watching the Neil Breen origin, Double Down, is LIVE on Patreon right now! www.patreon.com/posts/rotten...

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The No ICE in California Game Jam Charity Bundle is now open for submissions on @itch.io All games are welcome! The jam closes June 23 & the charity bundle supporting will go live in July! Submit your games here: itch.io/jam/no-ice-i...

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Website Update: The Random Episode Picker will now pop up the episode on the site and play it. The Archive Search function now works properly. The site is fully functional! chilluminatipod.fm for everything you need about us!

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NOTICE: TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY THE LIMITED EDITION BIGFOOT TEE BY @melectro.bsky.social IS AVAILABLE ON theyetee.com/chilluminati. GRAB YOUR OWN BIGFOOT NOW! 🦧🛒 30% OFF AN ITEM OF LEGACY MERCH WITH PURCHASE OF EITHER NEW TEE ALSO ENDS AFTER TOMORROW! 🏃🏃💨

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We have a website. Our handle here is now our website. chilluminatipod.fm

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NOTICE: OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT WELL-WRITTEN HUMOR, PROPERLY DEPLOYED, CAN BRING LEVITY TO EVEN THE MOST GRIM RESEARCH SUBJECTS. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO. 🏥 🥑 👡

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ELIGIBLE SINGLE AGENTS: DON’T BE STUPID, BE QUIET. EAT DESSERT FIRST, AND YOUR NEXT PARTNER WILL MEET YOU AT THE TABLE AT MIDNIGHT. DON’T DIE. 🍨🍴🥩👻

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NOTICE: DO NOT LET YOUR EYES DECEIVE YOU. NEW STANDARD ISSUE CHILLUMINATI CASUAL TEE AVAILABLE IN THE TEAM STORE @theyetee.com. 👁💚👕 GET YOURS NOW AT www.theyetee.com/chilluminati. NOW WITH 30% OFF LEGACY ITEMS WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF A NEW TEE!

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ATTENTION: PLEASE BUY A NEW BIGFOOT SHIRT BEFORE THEY ARE MYSTERIOUSLY GONE ON JUNE 8TH. THIS IS A SUGGESTION NOT AN ORDER. BUT PLEASE MAKE AN ORDER. YOU GET WHAT WE MEAN. 🦧👕💰

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EMPLOYEE NOTICE: DO NOT BE ALARMED BY NEW PODCAST ART FROM @melectro.bsky.social. IF THE SYMBOLS HAVE SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE TO YOU, CONTACT US PSYCHICALLY VIA OUR 24-HOUR MAGICK SUPPORT LINE. 🪄🧿🌲

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NOTICE: DO NOT LET YOUR EYES DECEIVE YOU. NEW STANDARD ISSUE CHILLUMINATI CASUAL TEE AVAILABLE IN THE TEAM STORE @theyetee.com. 👁💚👕 GET YOURS NOW AT www.theyetee.com/chilluminati. NOW WITH 30% OFF LEGACY ITEMS WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF A NEW TEE!

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Kinda random, but here is my podcast recommendation for those interested 🛸👽 Chilluminati is pretty cool! Intended for mature audiences, they cover cryptids, murder stories, ghost stories, aliens, and other interesting stuff! @chilluminatipod.bsky.social #chilluminati #oc #artmoots #podcast #alien

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NEW MERCHANDISE ALERT: NEW STANDARD CHILLUMINATI CASUALWEAR IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE COMPANY STORE. PLEASE PURCHASE ONE. THERE IS ALSO A FUN BIGFOOT SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social FOR EMPLOYEES CRAVING FUN ALTERNATEWEAR. 👁👕🦧 theyetee.com/collections/...

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Dang Bigfoot got a body😏 (I drew him one) New @chilluminatipod.bsky.social merch is live!

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NEW MERCHANDISE ALERT: NEW STANDARD CHILLUMINATI CASUALWEAR IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE COMPANY STORE. PLEASE PURCHASE ONE. THERE IS ALSO A FUN BIGFOOT SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social FOR EMPLOYEES CRAVING FUN ALTERNATEWEAR. 👁👕🦧 theyetee.com/collections/...

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NOTICE: WHILE JESSE COX DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE PARANORMAL, WE FIND HIS PRESENCE NECESSARY, AS AFTER JUST ONE WEEK, THE OTHER TWO HOSTS TRIED TO GIVE THE SHOW AWAY TO ALIENS. 👽🛸👽🎙

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WARNING: YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH VISITING A NEAT WEBSITE CAN AFFECT YOUR DESTINY. PLEASE SIGN OUR INTERNET CULT’S GUESTBOOK INSTEAD. 🖥️🖱️🌈

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TRIVIA: A HISTORICALLY REPRESSED ORGANIZATION, THE CHILLUMINATI ALSO ADOPTED TOMB TIME INTO OUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK FROM 1985-1997, BUT REMOVED IT SUDDENLY WHEN THE FINANCIAL DEPARTMENT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO MUMMIES IN AN UNRELATED INCIDENT. 👁️ 🪦 🧻

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SAFETY BULLETIN: CHILLUMINATI AGENTS ARE EXPECTED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "ALIEN ABDUCTIONS" AND "ALIEN-THEMED ABDUCTIONS". IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH WHEN DEALING WITH UFOS. 🛸💀👽

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REMINDER: JUST LIKE ANY BUSINESS VENTURE, THERE CAN BE MANY UNEXPECTED ROADBLOCKS AND EXPENSES WHEN RUNNING AN INSIDIOUS CULT. NOT THAT WE'RE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING. 💸👁✋

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WARNING: UNCLAIMED MOFFMIN 2 ARE STILL ROAMING THE CHILLUMINATI WAREHOUSE. PLEASE RETRIEVE A MOFFMIN 2 BEFORE THE LAST OF THEM BREACH CONTAINMENT. WE NEED YOU. SAVE US. 🟢🟢📦 www.theyetee.com/chilluminati

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MSS CLASSIFICATIONS HAVE BEEN THE GOLD STANDARD OF OUR ORGANIZATION SINCE THE DEBUT OF THE MOVIE GALAXY QUEST IN 1999. FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY, AGENTS ARE EXPECTED KNOW INNATELY WHICH ONE THEY ARE. IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE. 🚀 📒 🌴

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DIVERGENT WITNESS: SOME UFO ACCOUNTS INCLUDE ONE WITNESS WITH AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT VERSION OF EVENTS. CASE STUDY FOR REVIEW AVAILABLE. FFXV PLAYER'S MANUAL IS REQUIRED READING BEFORE ENGAGING. 🛸👽👽🗡️

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OFFICIAL CHILLUMINATI PRESS RELEASE: "Hello there, episode 292 of our funny irreverent show is out now. It is titled 'Rendlesham Forest Part 2’. Listen to it now, please. Use your phone or your computer to do it very soon, thank you." END OF POST

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WEATHER REPORT: UFO SEASON IS ON THE HORIZON, HIGH PRESSURE AND LOW PRESSURE SYSTEMS OF BELIEF ARE CONVERGING IN RENDLESHAM FOREST, PLAN ACCORDINGLY. 🌲🛸🌲

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OFFICIAL CHILLUMINATI PRESS RELEASE: "Hello there, episode 291 of our funny irreverent show is out now. It is titled 'Rendlesham Forest Part 1'. Listen to it now, please. Use your phone or your computer to do it very soon, thank you." END OF POST

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WARNING: CITIZENS IN MAJOR CITIES BE AWARE OF ANY SIGNS YOU HAVE BEEN DIGITIZED INTO AAA GAMING AS PART OF A “GRAND THEFT AUTO EVENT” 🐊 🚗 👙

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Moffmin. @chilluminatipod.bsky.social theyetee.com/chilluminati

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REMINDER: DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ANYONE WHO REFERS TO THEMSELVES AS “SAUCY JACKY”. THIS IS AS CLOSE AS WE’VE GOTTEN TO SOLVING THE CASE. 🔪🕵️‍♂️

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dear moffmin: Can't beLieve it's been a mOnth since we've beeN togethEr. met an oLd dog at the kirkyArd, and he told me we could Be togetHer again at theyetEe.com/chiLluminati, and that there was Plenty to go around. -moffmin II

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IN-OFFICE MEMO: PLEASE RETURN ALL OLD STATIONARY AND PICK UP YOUR NEW CURRENT OFFICIAL LOGO STATIONARY WITH UAP FOREST THEME BY @melectro.bsky.social AT YOUR NEAREST EMPLOYEE CLUBHOUSE. 👽🛸🌲

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OFFICIAL CHILLUMINATI PRESS RELEASE: "Hello there, episode 289 of our funny irreverent show is out now. It is titled 'Jack the Ripper' featuring Mark Meer. Listen to it now, please. Use your phone or your computer to do it very soon, thank you." END OF POST

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NOTICE: THE HUMAN BRAIN HAS THE POWER TO CREATE NEARLY WHATEVER IT WISHES, ASSUMING IT UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 🧠💭🍔

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MARKETING: HE IS HERE. PLEASE PURCHASE OUR SECOND MOTHMAN PLUSH. IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. 🟢🟢 www.theyetee.com/chilluminati @theyetee.com

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HE IS HERE. CHILLUMINATI AGENT HAS MADE CONTACT WITH “MOTHMAN” IN SCOTLAND. IF SIGHTED IN THE WILD BRING ONE HOME IMMEDIATELY. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🟢🟢📦 www.theyetee.com/chilluminati

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DEEP SPACE MESSAGE: STARFLEET HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY SENTIENT NUMBERS, STAND BY FOR VISIT FROM CHILLUMINATI SYMBOLIC DECONTAMINATION OFFICERS AND BEWARE ANY INSTANCES OF THE NUMBER “47” WHILE ON ACTIVE DUTY. 4️⃣ 7️⃣ 👁️

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LOL, IMAGES YOU CAN HEAR, AM I RIGHT...? NOTICE: IF YOU START TO PERCIEVE ACTUAL IMAGES WITH YOUR EARS, CONTACT CHILLUMINATI DOL SPECIAL AGENTS. 🔴🔴

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