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haven't logged on much lately, did you hear about the new old old president?

This generation doesn't know what it tastes like to smoke a seed

uh oh

Be honest, does a septum piercing feel sore when you make out? I had double nose rings for over a decade and they would still feel tender sometimes..

Santa baby, slip Luigi under the tree for me

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART I DO NOT NEED IT BECAUSE I AM UNDEAD

Okay I know I said I wouldn't but I legit feel like I saw something today 😳

the lil’ panties on Reese’s cups should be edible

yeah things are bad but at least everyone stopped planking

If I saw a UFO in the sky I simply would not snitch

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

wash -> skeet -> repeat

That last hotdog on the 7/11 roller knowing I'm gonna eat it because I have no pride

Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY

born to eat tortilla chips, forced to fold laundry

That's the Texas power grid

it's halloween if you even care

Popping on bluesky to share the pinkredgreenpurplesky I saw last night

lofi beats to usher in world war 3 to

Since I've been sick I've been watching a lot of true crime and what I've learned is that if you want to assassinate someone, south carolina authorities will 100% help you do that like no questions asked

Hello app, just logged on to post a picture of my cat being more content than any of us will ever feel

I have a cold, which means I have to go to bed early, like a little nerd 😤

the foot rub to pussy rub pipeline

Disappointed the Lions lost yet also very, extremely, used to it. Was a fun season tho!

This was probably pretty dangerous of me but zoom in on the plate

that’s meep in the corner

the Motörhead posting will continue until morale improves

I'm sick so I will be riding in the new year on a fever dream 🏄‍♂️

"I'm ready to be hurt again"

is there any christmas cheer up in here?