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Chicago dweller. Fear & loathing White Sox/MLB thoughts, Soccer, NBA, Illini athletics, and a little too much tequila. Seldom serious. I also collect a little cardboard.
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The roller coaster of this Rory round will be studied for decades.

Rory

Watching Rory McIlroy golf is exhausting. I feel like I've ran a marathon rooting for this dude. C'mon!

Couldn't be me living and dying with every Rory McIlroy shot (and it's not even Masters Sunday yet)

Glad the White Sox are taking care of business, but Boston did show up today. Woof, they've been bad.

Like seriously, it's like they just found a guy off the street.

Are the White Sox the last team in the league to not add a company ad to their jersey sleeve? Does Jerry already have enough money?

Random Red Sox thought. Blake Sabol is a uniquely poor defensive catcher.

Chase Meidroth with a really nice flip to start a double play and then draws a walk in his first career AB. And then Amaya somehow got a hit to knock in two runs. Nice to see the Sox look competent for an inning.

Do we think Chris Getz still believes this?

This is just the quintessential example of greed in sports, where superstar players and the fans that support them are treated in this manner. Sports are supposed to be an escape from this sort of thing. We really are in a dark timeline.

Do the White Sox even do scans on players when they return from the IL to ensure the original injury is actually healed or is that not in the budget?

The White Sox have now achieved the rare and elusive walk-off game losing hit this early into the season. If I could find CHSN I'd tune in to hear Chuck Garfien's "I can't believe this is happening again" loop track.

The early season performances of Mike Vasil and Shane Smith do nothing but support the argument that spending first round draft picks on pitching seems ill conceived when the White Sox can't hit the ball out of the infield most of the time.

Watching Jacob Amaya and Andrew Vaughn bookend strikeouts highlighting another scoreless inning is a truly spiritual White Sox experience.

It is the year 2030, a 39 year old Mike Clevinger trots out of the bullpen to hold the Royals scoreless to send the game into extra innings tied 0-0. This is my White Sox hell loop.

The White Sox insistence on putting a product on the field that simply can't score runs is one of the more maddening sports phenomenons.

The myth of improved White Sox defense really getting exposed this Tigers series. Just bad in every area.