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I'm playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein (2001) and I have to give a shout out to the writer that had the clairvoyance to make the Nazi monster soldiers powered by "Tesla technology"

The only reason Trump has any ability to suggest removing Palestinians from Gaza is because Biden and Harris allowed the destruction of Gaza in the first place

Okay I finally bothered to reset my forgotten password for this thing

A guy who is terrified of the rise of AI but only because he thinks it stands for Artificial Insemination and he thinks he's going to get sent to one of those Chinese cum milking farms

A guy who saw an "F.B.I. Female Body Inspector" t-shirt as a kid and grew up thinking the U.S. actually had an agency dedicated to inspecting women's bodies that also inexplicably led investigations on the biggest crimes in the country

stay-at-home-cat-dad

Cuomo's in Cars Getting Coffee: Andrew and Chris Cuomo drive an assortment of rare cars to NYC coffee shops. In the very first episode they drive off the Tappan Zee Bridge

CCP deep staters be like: My tendency is MDS, Maoism-Dengism-Socialism with Chinese characteristics

If they ever make supporting Palestine illegal and try to lock me up I'm going to say I thought "the resistance" I had been supporting all this time was just a Hillary Clinton thing

How do I know overpopulation is a myth? Singapore, one of the smallest most densely populated countries in the world has 14 golf courses

I wonder who was the oldest person to play Pong when it first came. Pong came out in 1972 so you could be born in the 1800's and be playing Pong in your 70/80s and I think that would be such a trip man Mao could have played Pong, I doubt he did, but I wonder....

Okay, today was the first time I ever heard Hunter Biden talk... That's what he fucking sounds like?!?!

Could have used executive power to put an end to concentration camps on our border, but instead Biden chooses this. This is not the "lesser evil" that liberals keep bragging about.

The more people that The Lemonade That Kills People kills the more I want to drink The Lemonade That Kills People

Holy shit. I was today years old when I learned that Jonestown, of the Jonestown Massacre, the most famous example of "why you shouldn't join a cult" during my childhood was in Guyana, South America, and not rural U.S.A.

My prediction for GTA 6 It will cost at least $100 It will deliver on being $100 worth of gameplay It will ruin the industry by making all AAA developers think they can get $100 for their games (something they already do with "gold" "ultimate" etc. versions, but it will become worse)

A particularly drunk Irishman on the unmilitarized border of Northern Ireland: Mr. Sunak! Tear down this wall!!!

I stuck a fork in an electrical socket as a child and in my memory of it I flew clear across the otherside of the room, but I'm sure the reality is I just jumped backward then fell on my butt

Although "I'm not going to say what kind of doctor it was...... It was a Jewish doctor" Is an all timer that tops most of the things that Trump has said

I put 20 lb weights on my wrists to stop me from jerking off but it didn't work and now I'm the strongest man alive

Did Kanye West stop running for president when he gave up antisemitism after seeing a Jonah Hill movie? What the fuck happened with that? Like did he really just want to be president so he could be Hitler 2, but then he saw 21 Jump Street and said "How could I have been so wrong?"

The thing I love about social media is someones feed can be like 99% politics and current events and then everyone once in a while they repost a titty, cause hey, we're all human

Next year BRICS becomes BRIICSSEEA

I'm making a sequel to Ratatouille about a guy who gets controlled by a chicken and it's called Chicken Cacciatore, and the chicken's name is Tori

So much for Obama's pivot to China, huh?

There's going to be an items-suspended-in-cubes-of-resin layer in a landfill

If I was a person doing mushrooms for the first time the last place that I would want to be experiencing it is in the cockpit of a 747 I mean I'm sure the view is amazing, but there's just so much more that can go wrong

to play my Steam backlog, of course

Thinking we've officially entered the age of disinformation... then thinking about how the same thing has happened with every other conflict my whole life Then thinking about what it was like 200 years ago when the best you'd have is a bulletin board or a small boy shouting from a street corner

Do you ever feel that time is just like that Steve Miller Band song in that it keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future?

I miss the days of playing moba's with your buddies on vent

It sucks have a shitty dem Rep because none of your fellow constituents know they have a shitty Rep since half of them don't even know who their Rep is and the other half are just happy that he's a Dem because they're a Dem

Mario Disc Golf, when?

In a world.... One man..... This Summer...

I'm pretty sure every new conspiracy the right falls for is just some joke that a literal 13 year old made on some shitty website that other users saw and said "we can totally get old people to believe this" and then put it on facebook

Okay that shit spooked me Who's the fucking prankster that set that shit off 2 minutes early?

If you spend your time attacking "The Squad" online, you've completely lost your way The whole point of "force the vote" was that we would know which Dems weren't willing to support M4A and could target them in primaries... which is a noble goal, but doesn't materially change any bodies life

The sky is always bluer here

You know who was happiest to see McCarthy get voted out? Jamaal Bowman

Also Matt Gaetz and all his maga fans ought to wait until we know who the next Speaker is before they celebrate this as a win for him

Kevin McCarthy thought it was worth being hated by half his own party if it meant he could die with the legacy of being Speaker of the House. Instead his legacy will be the first ever Speaker voted out by his own House

Trans rights are human rights, but conversely human rights are trans rights, because if you allow them to dismantle trans people's human rights you let them set out a clear pathway for them to dismantle other people's human rights, and that's a genie that can't be put back in the toothpaste tube