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More than ever, I wish halftime was an actual full concert, not a best-of medley.

My ass always feeling something when I hear "Take Me Home, Country Roads" at odds with its usage in a commercial for a dang mortgage company.

I knew I had to go lunch bc I was doing a task and thought "daddy needs a carbohydrate".

TRANS RIGHTS AND THAT 🍊 IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS A LITTLE BITCH

Ebenezer Spooge. Is that good?

hello, today I have a little letter in my queen @jamiattenberg.bsky.social's #mini1000. Let's write, friends!

Not looking forward to my managers watching season 2 of Severance and taking away all the wrong lessons.

This year's Christmas cookies. 🥰

Employers Stop Wasting My Fucking Time challenge.

Beth is one of the smartest writers/editors I've ever known and a genuinely kind and powerful human being. Hit her up if you want to make any of your words immediately better!

Still thinking about how “boyfriend jeans” would fit on me.

One of the most interesting things about my current job is seeing how much disdain ppl can have for others. I always approach customers with an open mind, ready to solve their problems. The overarching mentality with everyone else is that the customers are the problem to solve.

When I go to Online Store and look up "men's scarve" and then "women's scarve", and the selections are different... Why. They are scarve. My neck isn't gendered. It just needs scarve.

YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...

When I am given access to the speakers at work:

Sorry, I genuinely just don’t remember how to post.

Sorry, I'm not actually as smart or as stupid as I appear online.

Apologies to the man who called me a gook from across the street. I didn’t realize my Korean ass trying to get a Safeway sandwich was such an existential threat.

I am writing about books again… COOKBOOKS. 😎👩🏻‍🍳😜 www.foodandwine.com/best-cookboo... @foodandwine.flipboard.com.ap.brid.gy I have already clipped several recipes for the holidays (cookies, pigs in a blanket lol, & several options for black-eyed peas).

Adulthood is paying rent and not being able to sleep past your normal wake-up time on your days off.

Happy birthday to me, I guess 🤪

I don’t like clothing brands using whimsical names for their colors. I just want the black jeans! What the fuck is “native cali”??

“Ever since I was a child, I’ve dreamed of producing content for algorithm.”

Yo, what if I just started posting again.

Hi, friends! Friday the 8th is my birthday. I haven't felt up for much celebrating this year, but it would mean a lot to me if, as a gift, you could donate to my fundraiser for the @ThePCRF 💙 pcrf1.app.neoncrm.com/HBDraq

Some sort of crossover movie starring Kathy Bates and Tom Hanks called Misery Loves Gumpany. Is that anything?

I'll likely leave sign ups open only through October 1st-ish. If you're interested in the class, but have questions, I'm always happy to answer them!