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We don't need "answers" because we don't have questions. We already know "what the hell went on" because we saw it with our own eyes. If I could, I'd ask Schumer what he plans to do if he doesn't get "answers" (or even if he does).

"Non-Euclidian Bath and Shower, how can I help you today?"

All these news stories about Gavin Newson “showing Dems how to oppose Trump.” As if the concept of trying was a revelation.

New 2026 Democrat campaign ad just dropped.

What good is the dawn that grows into day, The sunset at night, or living this way? For I have the warmth of the sun within me at night... Brian Wilson leaves the stage... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbgV...

Another loss today . . . pastdaily.com/2025/06/11/b...

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!

I just watched one where they didn't even bother to put the footage in the right aspect ratio. That's truly just amateur shit. Do you how much of my editing time is fixing the aspect ratio of videos I rip from YouTube

California National Guard members stationed in L.A. are currently at risk of being bored to death.

“Tickets torn in half, memories in bits and pieces” Coming soon to Patreon, a new episode on… The Classics IV 🎙️ Get access by signing up here:

lmao The Sun has a livestream of the “LA riots” on YouTube and when you click on it it’s a bunch of troops standing around doing nothing you can literally hear birds singing in the background what a time to be alive

[It's the birthday of Charles Clarence Beck, artist behind Spy Smasher, Ibis the Invincible, Fatman the Human Flying Saucer, and captains Marvel and Tootsie! Absorb some Tootsie Roll energy and punch a Nazi today!]

ACAB does not apply to Columbo because I consider Columbo to be a fae terror that manifests to stalk rich people. We don’t even know these people go to jail, none of the cases make sense in court, he just turns up and makes their lives miserable for a while and everyone goes along with it.

Science publications got you covered 🧪

Repeating history in clown mode is not, as it turns out, very funny.

Before he was Jaws in the James Bond films, he was Paul Bunyan for local kids TV.

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

Just to say @500songspodcast.bsky.social *is* the official account for the podcast (we'll get the domain sorted as soon as I have spoons). It's @elsawilliams.bsky.social who's running it, but for me and with my approval.

Whatever it is, this is my favourite sport.

#OtD 31 May 1927 Donald Trump's father, Fred Trump, was arrested at a KKK rally in Queens, NYC. Despite Donald Trump denying it happened, multiple newspapers reported it, giving Fred Trump's address and reporting all those arrested as wearing KKK robes stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1039...

I'll never go viral at one post a day, but I might go homeopathic.

did NOT expect that ending #doctorwho

Time makes fools of us all

A warning: Dario Amodei of Anthropic predicts a mass elimination of entry-level white-collar jobs and a 10-20% unemployment spike once AI agents decimate the human element across a wide range of fields.

Accurate

Burglar says requiring permission to enter homes would kill the burglary industry.

This is true, but personally everything I've seen saying "ethics aside..." continues "the lying bullshit plagiarism mulchers also produce 'art' that is both banal and ugly, like the worst excesses of Nazi aesthetics, and text that is both mediocre writing and factually unreliable".

Things are about to get really bad, friends. open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

The real titles in this article turn this from ChatGPT-infused gibberish into Booktube Cow Tools.

"Look, when I said I like reading lists because they show me books I had never heard of before, I didn't mean..."

Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

🟠 This week's Clässïk Tom the Dancing Bug: GOD-MAN and his adorable sidekick GOD-GIRL! - www.gocomics.com/tomthedancin...

Non-actors reading non-books by non-authors. Now I just to have to create an AI avatar to not listen to them.

Not My McDonald’s

If I'm skeptical about Ozempic as the product that makes the weight loss industry obsolete, it's not because of a Protestant work ethic that turned me into a diet-and-exercise scold. It's because we've been here before. Repeatedly.

I swear this cartoon's just bubbling over with modern relevance...in a way which will come to me eventually. (Skippy by Percy Crosby, February 5, 1937)

That term existed in 1947?

Just amazing: Trump grew angry over a Biden-era program with the word "equity" in its name, so he ended it. But a key part of the program was sending money to red states to expand internet access in rural/MAGA country. Now they might not get it. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1950...

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

Now this (6-hour!) thread is complete I absolutely recommend it to everyone. Most of this is stuff I already knew (didn't know the history behind the "shining city" quote though) but this explicitly states a *lot* of essential background knowledge about US politics, theology, and their intersections

Good thread, still going, on the new Pope and US civic religion, but quoting this because I think this is a useful term.