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chistopher.bsky.social
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Help I lost my child’s college fund after getting rug pulled by the official Hitler account on twitter

Happy Valentine’s Day to all 227 of my favorite valentines on bluesky

anyways I’ve got a 12 hour ban on twitter because this popped up as an ad

I've been force-femmed by President Trump

Okay fine, I will buy tiktok

Seeing a chemtrails person in the wild is such a funny thing. Of all the conspiracies out there, you’re still stuck on this one? How quaint!

Realizing I never posted my owl friends on bluesky so here’s my favorite pictures of Beau, Scarlett, and Rowlett

Canada should be allowed to start launching missiles across Niagara Falls as a preemptive deterrent from what appears to be the US’s promise to violate their sovereignty

You’re not gonna scroll past Thea without wishing her a happy new year, are you?

IT’S 👈 ALMOST 💯🕸 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ SO 💒💯 IT’S TIME ⏲⏰ TO 🚻🆒 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣-DIVE 💦🙀 INTO 👉➡ SOME 🤷 PUSSY🥟🗜️ 💦 AND DROWN🌊 IN 🍑 SOME ⏳ DICKS🍆‼️ 😣 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ WAS 👈✨ A 🍂⏰ 🤤DELECTABLE 😋😋 YEAR ⌚️FOR 😻ALL US WHORES‼️ WHO CAN 💦 FORGET ❌❌ THE 👏 SUMMER☀️ 😂

I’m at some restaurant NYE party with my parents and the band started playing “Can’t Help Falling in Love” by Elvis and some old couple got so hyped and ran onto the dance floor, it was so cute

Happy New Year everyone and also @dropouttv.bsky.social fans youtube.com/shorts/hat0r...

We’re a week of bullying away from Elon pulling a reverse Fetterman

Me & who

Made a perfect snowman

Happy Holidays everyone, Thea is enjoying her first White Christmas

Concedes they were together, fails to refute she was underage. Come on, man

Fox News really out here doing a segment on how to not piss off your family so much you get disinvited from next year’s Christmas

It’s currently 52° she is struggling

All the snow melted weeks ago but she’s still standing

Made a new friend look at him go

Nobody on the slopes can I get a hell yeah