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Still part of the "dirtsheet/anti-Hogan community." Still a Waves & Curls enthusiast. #1 squash match hater.
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Going from the cold open abruptly to Mariah just fucking up Toni came out of nowhere and is honestly genius.

Speaking of which, time to fire up Collision. Not having to wait on Spectrum's shitty fucking on demand is worth having Max for alone.

Interesting to see they chose a hype package for Mike Bailey over a surprise debut. That definitely feels like the right choice.

I like the idea of Tony Khan clearing out his fed-pilled malcontents so he could sign Mike Bailey & Josh Alexander. AEW can never have enough hoopers.

Thanks to Tubi. I now know how I’m spending my Sunday.

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

Wish I could get the OH FANCY RYAN CLANCY Seven Nation Army chant going.

Not watching because live wrestling is occurring several feet away from me, however I got hit with the realization that I can’t think of a wrestling show with a more dramatic glow up from when it debuted to what it is now than Collision.

I’ve said this a bunch… I LOVE AEW going to these unique (for wrestling) venues. It makes it look different. It makes it feel like an alternative. Not necessarily punk rock but not the same ol’. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Maybe it’s just me. #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

Fuck yeah.

And I Believe in A Thing Called Love now. Immaculate early 2000s vibes.

Evanescence and Drowning Pool on the intermission playlist. Real fucking graps.

submissive and popeable

Was gonna ask Rip about bringing a @grindpuro.bsky.social to the area but he had other business to attend to.

You know, at the local indie shows, the talent that get great merch made really stand out. Shout out The Moonlight Son Mike Skyros.

Gonna hunt down the owner and ask about bringing him in now that he’s a free agent and all.

At a high school gym for the local (one hour away) graps and For Whom the Bell Tolls hits and the Pavlovian response hits me. Ironically, Nick Gage was supposed to wrestle in this promotion years ago and COVID fucked that up.

They're getting bolder about not even trying to hide the eugenicism anymore.

giving the people what they want

The most 🤌 name to ever 🤌.

This can’t be a real G.I. Joe character. Fatal Fluffy can’t be real.

Hateful Arrogant Grifter PERIOD.

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

I wholeheartedly endorse this skeet.

It's been

Luke Skywalker walked into the cantina and was hit full in the face by a wall of jizz

Reminder in case you need help finding Collision tonight on MAX... #aew #wrestlesky bsky.app/profile/rich...

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

Don't let people crush your dreams You absolutely*can* have an entire can of Pringles for dinner if you want

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

#neverforget

I'm told that the AEW content being added to Max in March is a batch of Dynamite and PPVs, but not the full slate of them

Since my wife has made the connection between these two things I simply can’t unsee it…so I’m just going subject everyone else to it too!

The fuck?

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

The Rock in 2025 is like one of those fake celebrity endorsement ads on YouTube that were done with AI. It mostly sounds like a human, but there’s always some gibberish and the voice is only about 70% right.

Local promotion Immortal Championship Wrestling had to announce that Ron Simmons was unable to make it to today's show. Someone simply commented "Dang." and they win.

this is how a fairly mundane, center-left campaign run by Kamala Harris became 'too woke' despite her not really running on anything transformative. She's black, indian and a woman...3x "woke"

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