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When I fall in love again, I hope it feels familiar, like a warm voice asking where I've been, and how I got so cold. she/her
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When someone truly loves you, their biggest fear is hurting you. When someone just loves the way you make them feel or what you do for them, their biggest fear is losing you. I challenge you to reflect on that for a moment.

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1. Monday - fell apart 2. Tuesday - broke my heart 3. Wednesday - same 4. Thursday - didn't even start 5. Friday - I'm in love

submitted 5 days ago • 67 comments

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

submitted 4 days ago • 89 comments

I feel like Death tossed me in a blender on high and then forgot about me.

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Some people talk to you in their free time, and some people free their time to talk to you. Make sure you know the difference.

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These people genuinely cannot comprehend a mindset where you take a job with the public interest in mind It absolutely breaks their fucking brain and they assume everyone is grifting or on the take because that’s how they operate

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

What if instead of screaming FAFO at everybody, we looked at the situation as a failure of the left’s organizing strategy?

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

A lot of people who’ve posted that “I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people” quote need to know that they should care about other people. I want my tax dollars to go to paying for insulin for the most vile MAGA asshole you ever heard of; that’s part of “everyone”.

submitted 4 days ago • 75 comments

My pain has only gone from an 11-out-of-10 to an 8-out-of-10 after 3 DAYS of taking multiple antibiotics, and now my throat is starting to feel scratchy. For real, why does the universe so clearly hate me?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My six-year-old son just hit me with a next-level dad joke. Q: Which room in a house is useless for a ghost? A: The living room

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

me but with elon and our political system

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Repost with alt text 🖖

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I wish I didn't gaf but I dooooo I do be giving fucks yall 😩😮‍💨

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Malcolm X may have been onto something when he said white people are the devil.

submitted 377 days ago • 74 comments

Definitely a skill issue.

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"you don't look depressed to me.." - someone who's never been depressed

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I find that young working class people ask me a lot about the 90s because they perceive it as the last decade that was actually good, but I tell them it only looked that way because the 80s were so unbelievably horrific.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The dating pool has poop in it, just like his drawers. 🤢

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Game mechanics time! The resource gathering system in Prosper with Dragons drives the sense of thrill in this game. Each turn, you choose to minimize risks or maximize rewards...and hope your teammates have a strategy that won't tank you all! 🐲 www.kickstarter.com/projects/115... #cardgame #dragon

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Hey: If you made it through the week, and you tried to do some things to help other people — large or small — where you could, and you need to hear it, I’m here to tell you thank you. Get some rest. Figure out today, then figure out tomorrow.

submitted 6 days ago • 45 comments

Does anyone have any tips on how to NOT vomit directly after taking an antibiotic? I took it with food and that did NOT help, but I NEED to take this and I do not want to have to go back to the ER again. :(

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

"Before you demand a seat at the table, you should first ask if it’s a table worth being at in the first place. Let’s not pull up chairs at dinner parties that need to be destroyed" A word!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Vulnerability is my default. I believe in radical authenticity. There isn’t enough fear in the world that will make me show up as anything less.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

America is not a melting pot, it's more like a charcuterie board: lots of bold and diverse flavors, and way too make crackers.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments