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Black History ✊🏾

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Bras for me. I shoot mine across the room like Bart Simpson with a slingshot as soon as I'm in the house.

I can go the rest of the year without hearing the word protein.

I always forget about West Virginia being a state until something from that state slides across my desk.

A lot of these black owned businesses are owned or have joint ventures/distribution deals with white businesses anyways. You can't win for losing or however that saying goes.

Introduce yourself as a Black TV Character (A mixture of these characters)

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

10 or a sleep shirt

Joe Rogan podcast listeners? Black lives matter has nothing to do with me? Accept me for being a pill popper but I'm taken aback by you being bi? Is this the maga season of #loveisblind ?

Happy Valentine's Day, Friends 💌💘💘💌!

There's this tiktoker who keeps on getting deported and he keeps on coming back. I just 😭😭😭😭

In normal times the US Marshals would be paying Musk a unfriendly visit right now. But the Marshals are a part of the Executive Branch, which reports to…exactly.

Maybe we all died during the early days of the pandemic and this is Hell

Prince Ali mighty is he Ali Ababwa! Of course Aladdin stays.

Grand opening. Grand closing.

I think the #endhate commercial was more so Trump voters begging us to stop calling them fucking idiots and traitors every chance we get…to that I say no.

I wrote Angela Alsobrooks and she wrote me back. I've written so many politicians before, and only her and Larry Hogan are the only two to respond.

I knew Nola was gonna show out!

The best steak I've ever had has been at home. I don't really order steak at restaurants for that reason.

So, for the foodies.. what's the best steak you've ever had in your life? And where'd you get it from? Inquiring minds (me) would like to know 🤔 Bonus points if you have accompanying pictures of said steak for us Food Porn addicts 👀

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

I'm rewatching New York Undercover as an adult, and it's so unintentionally funny. I also didn't know Dick Wolf produced this.

#AskBluesky Out of every manager you've had since you started working, how many have you actually liked?

Me when I got my daughter's 1098-T form thinking it will help with taxes, then remembering she's on a full scholarship so it won't help at all.

I turn on the news and the first story I see is an "egg heist" where 1000s of dollars worth of eggs were stolen.

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Folks who said B*den never did anything are now upset that policies B*den put in place, that they had no idea about and that actually helped them… are now being taken away. Boy oh boy what a time we have gotten ourselves into🤦🏽‍♀️

it's important to remember that black history isn't just about movements and towering figures. some of you are the first in your family to graduate, own a business, own a home, educate others, seek therapy, master a recipe, share your art, rest, come out a closet, etc. that is black history too.

Post a villain you love

The head stabilization of an American Kestrel

Now I understand how Pride Rock became a barren wasteland so fast when Scar took over

Black owned wines & liquor: • Uncle Nearest 1856 Premium Whiskey • 44 North Huckleberry Vodka • Viarae Prosecco DOC • Gentleman's Cut Kentucky Straight Bourbon • Cincoro Reposado Tequila • TCapri Tequila Blanco • Los Hermanos 1978 Blanco Tequila • HRLM Champagne Brut Réserve

Happy Black History Month! open.spotify.com/track/6dSdoR...

don't forget to leave some shell casings and a piece of cornbread out for harriet tubman tonight. 🙏🏿

I got land in Switzerland, even got sand in the Marylands. Bahamas in the spring, baby it's a Big Mama thing . Can't you tell by the diamonds in my rings?!?