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lmao

D²DZ: Dynamic Dynamic Dead Zone

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito have a chance to do the funniest thing

Something extremely hypnotic about driving through vast nothingness for six hours at night.

You ever watch one of the transformers movies and think to yourself “This is very stupid. What am I doing?” but keep watching it anyway?

LeBron, man. Good god.

I’m an empty baseball field enjoyer, therefore also an empty spring training backfields enjoyer (not easy to come by during spring training)

🏜️🌵⚾️

No regrets about not participating whatsoever. There is no winning against these freaks.

I wussed out

The prevailing thought on this particular drive, however, is “Wow California really is mostly vast nothingness“

Do you ever drive really fast on the freeway and think to yourself “this isn’t even MLB quality fastball velocity”?

Opened up Twitter and the “For you” feed began with an AI generated meme depicting an astronaut from the future giving Anne Frank a pen? Found out what it’s in reference to (a crackpot antisemitic conspiracy theory instantly debunkable) and honestly I kinda want to delete that account.

Should I join mookie's wing eating competition?

not enough overlap between people with who are into baseball and people who are into metal