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Slightly late tummy Tuesday. Turns out, still fat.

George Wendt. Fuck. This hurts a lot.

Instagram choosing violence today.

If you inherited a cinema, what's your first double feature? #filmsky

I shouldn't be tempted I shouldn't be tempted I shouldn't be tempted I shouldn't be tempted battlegend.com/products/pok...

Have some manhood Monday too I guess.

Monochrome Monday bulge.

Dignified.

Just tried actually listening to Sleep Token. They're...not for me.

Eurovision.

This song absolutely slaps.

Fuck it. #manhoodmonday

Have some belly.

Hollywood Montrose played Duncan's dad in Class Act. Wow.

I do have an NGL if anyone wants to ask me stuff. Responses will be threaded here.

Working from home means I can get up and stretch my legs and walk around the garden for a minute or two. I'm not really a fan of sunshine but the flowers and butterflies out here really do make me resent having to work a crap job.

Tummy Tuesday. Bedroom windows currently being renovated hence the curtains being completely fuckety. Hope everyone's having a good day if they can.

For some reason the late night bathroom lighting is HITTING.

Well last night's gig was disappointing and depressing. But there was someone in the audience who looked like @beskarbear.bsky.social so I was definitely staring.

RIP Jill Sobule. This one hurts.

Saw this on FB and genuinely thought it was an advert for Bear Bash at first glance.

Tummy Tuesday and it is FAR TOO WARM TODAY.

Oh, I wonder who this new FB friend request is from? Oh, an annoying ex-coworker. That'll be a "fuck no" then.

#monochromemonday

What do we think? Boxers, briefs or nothing? #saturdaybulge isn't alliterative but I don't care.

Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs. (Hard mode: No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Yes I will absolutely take silly pictures posing in my underwear after a shower.

90s one hit wonders just hit different.

As much as I will forever love Natalie Merchant, this song gets me right in my 90s powerballad emotions.

Here's me doing that photo where I try and show off my bum.