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chopmunky.bsky.social
I’m nothing special; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.
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That special moment when one of your dogs disappears into some woods and comes out with human shit smeared all over his muzzle. A few dips in the canal later and it’s thankfully gone. When people say “ i’d love to do your job” they don’t take this into consideration 🤭

She’s here 😍 #DoctorWho

£9.50 😂 #london innit

Alright, Nelson 👋🏼

Stooky Bill died here! #doctorwho

@whoc2c.bsky.social Hello! I’ve just paid up and subscribed to your lovely pod - where can I find the link to unlock the Explorers content, please? It’s my favourite Doctor Who pod and about time that I quit getting the content free and chucked in a couple of quid 😜 ❤️❤️+ 🟦

Just had an email from @disneyplusuk.bsky.social to say the Premium annual fee will increase to £129.90 next time round 😳 Jesus H Corbett, I won’t be paying that.

Happy #ValentinesDay and #GalentinesDay to all those celebrating 🎉

Oh, and this is Jack the red fox labrador puppy I’m currently visiting (I run a dog walking business and fit puppy visits between group walks up to 6 dogs at a time) isn’t he just 😍

Old gold

#COYI

Happy Brexit Day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ua...

I ain’t even skiing, lads. It’s Baltic out here.

#dogsofbluesky

The shadow of inevitability

THIS!

New puppy visit klaxon! This is Jack, 12 week old red Fox Labrador, who I’ve been popping in on today whilst his owners are at work 😍

“Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power.” Benito Mussolini

Farage insisting that he has an inside track to Trump while also not getting invited to the swearing in is bang on brand. As, sadly, is the fact that his dishonesty & humiliation will be ignored by much of the media.

21 January 1924. The death of Vladimir Lenin. The birth of Benny Hill.

This Guy's citizenship should be revoked, and he should be sent back to Africa.

Ffs

#COYI

Oh and Twin Peaks is unwatchable shit. You’re welcome.

This time last year it was time to reach for the lube

My feelings about the state of the world right now are, largely, that there's a difference between nerds and angry incels, and the existence of Musk, Zuck, etc simply proves that the latter are more destructive but are often confused with the former (we come in other flavours than ragey het male)

Sleepy puppy Buffy #dogsofbluesky

Get in, West Ham ⚒️

#coyi

Here is the key section of that train wreck of an interview by Robert Jenrick on #r4today. Robinson: Did you raise it when you were Home Office minister? Jenrick: We talked about it... I wasn't... My portfolio... But we talked about it. Only a minute, if you can bear it. ~AA

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I'm not one to say bad things about people on the Internet or make a habit of stating the obvious but that Elon Musk, I mean... he's a fucking moron, isn't he?

Fantastic targeted ad on my birthday, a cheery middle aged face promoting a lay away for something I’m not going to get to enjoy.

All The Rain for tomorrow’s dog walks #yay Oh and it’s my birthday, too #doubleyay

Watched ep one of Rivals and it was superb! Taken me ages to get to it, but what a treat. Delicious 😋

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

#chihuahua 💙🩷 #dogsofbluesky

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