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Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

Dear Keir. A lot of people fought long and hard to rid this country of those disingenuous, despicable Tories which enabled you to get a landslide victory and show what proper leadership was all about. You’ve not exactly come up trumps (👀) so far… but now’s your big moment. Stand the fuck up!

Zelensky is a real leader—one Trump will never understand. Defending his country with patriotism, courage, and integrity, he stands firm while others bow, deflect, or play their assigned roles. That’s why the Kremlin fears him, and why Trump, lost in his delusions, will never be his equal.

Watching us during Dyche was bad but that match is right up there has the hardest watch of the reason

If you think Leicester, Ipswich or Southampton are getting any more than 30 pts, I think you'll be incredibly disappointed, they'll be lucky to match Lutons 26pts from last season when they finished 3rd from bottom.

Everton's longest unbeaten run in the Premier League (seven games) since December 2017!

We’ve got a job on our hands to dress this one up 😂 but we will try our best 👍🏼 Our new home 🏠

Penalties awarded in the Premier League since the introduction of VAR in 2019/20. #EFC

What a day, thank you, @Everton, for the honour of being made a Giant. All four of us are humbled and honoured by the award and the fantastic reception from all the fans at Goodison Park on Saturday 👏⚽️👍

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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

Can anybody help? #EFC #EVERTON #UTFT

Just to update you, we have had responses from both LCC & the Mayor today. We look forward to the promised meetings/responses soon so we can improve the transport & walking infrastructure around our fantastic new stadium for Evertonians 💙

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

Hi all, inviting blues who want to display / sell their original designs, artwork, clothing etc. please DM us if you’re interested and share with us what you’d like to display/sell. Hoping to have a good afternoon supporting fellow blues (bar will be open) 💙 #everton

Sounds like reports Dyche would be due 5m if sacked were well wide of the mark, especially if Joyce is right that it's a few hundred thousand. With every PL place being worth 3m, it's a relative bargain legging that Dinosaur and Moyes has probably paid it off in points already.

🟦⬜️🟨𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧🟦⬜️🟨 Our game against Ipswich Town will be our last ever display at Goodison Park. We want to make this our best ever display. If possible, we would love to have all 4 sides of the ground involved in some capacity....

We have sent this letter to LCC & the Metro Mayor tonight. Here is important feedback we have gathered after the first test event last night at our new stadium in regards to transportation. 🅿️🚆 We would appreciate a response to the questions raised at the earliest opportunity, please? Thanks 🔵

Love this clown …

Full time: Everton U18s 1 Wigan U18s 2 Ray Robert becomes the first-ever Everton player to score at Everton Stadium but we are defeated after quickfire first-half goals from the visitors. A special night at our future home nonetheless, as 10,000 Evertonians witness the first test event here.

🆕️ In 24 hours, the first game will be played at our new home on Bramley Moore Dock with 10,000 fans in attendance as our under 18s take on Wigan under 18s 🔵 For those lucky enough to be attending, please find the event information & expectations ⬇️ www.evertonfc.com/season-25-26...

Everton are searching for an u21 assistant manager. Also youth GK coach, analysts and scouts under new Friedkin overhaul. thetoffees.online/everton-acad...

Everton in the Premier League this season: Wins: Under Sean Dyche - 3 in 19 games Under David Moyes - 4 in 6 games Goals scored from open play: Under Sean Dyche - 7 in 19 games Under David Moyes - 8 in 6 games #EFC

Dyche turned us into Burnley, Moyes is turning us into…..Everton. #EFC

FT. GET IN! Beto and Alcaraz goals give us a big away win as we go five unbeaten in the league. Up The Toffees! ✊

Will be honest , we were down to bare bones today … sure we are playing on confidence and adrenaline … What a difference in 6 games

Quick update on how the reds are handling last nights events: 😭

Disgusting.

Somebody is, right this minute, walking through Stanley Park towards Lime St dragging half deflated '30' balloons and absolutely raging about our 'cup final' celebrations.

The noise when the ball hits the net! Unbelievable!! UTFT 💙

FT. The last-ever Merseyside derby at Goodison ends even after Tarkowski's late, LATE strike. A point was no less than we deserved. UTT! 💙 [2-2] #EVELIV

Everton FAB statement RE: Kemi Badenoch #FootballGovernanceBill @fairgameuk.bsky.social @thefsa.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Derby channels 👍

Right Blues - please share for us - for the first @evertonstadium.com test event on 17th Feb we have an OFFER on pints of lager at £2.50/pint. Cruzcampo, Moretti or Heineken 🍺 Yes, that’s £2.50 a PINT. Open from 4pm. No iPads allowed 😂 See you then toffees 💙 @evertonfc.com #everton

As a Jets fan , no allegiance for tonight , so as Toffees are we Eagles or Chiefs ??

A huge thank you to all the volunteers for your incredible support yesterday—we genuinely couldn’t do it without you! Unfortunately, it wasn’t the result we hoped for, but your hard work never goes unnoticed. This Wednesday marks the last-ever Merseyside Derby at Goodison Park.. 1/2

Back in FA Cup action. COYB! 🔵

‼️JUST DROPPED‼️ We have just launched our first selection of flags! Lots of you have asked for to buy your own flags, click the link in the post below to purchase 🙂 Thank you to everyone for your continued support! Please note - The flags do not come with a pole.