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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance theonion.com/man-suc...

submitted 44 days ago • 97 comments

Imagine paying $44,000,000,000 to be the guy in the carnival dunk tank

submitted 57 days ago • 30 comments

“Santa Claus is coming to town” but in the voice of my mom screaming at me and my brother in the back seat of our Nissan Sentra in a snowy loblaws parking lot in 1992.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

This reminds me of my days as a teen working in a clothing store when an old man came in and scolded me for not having any no smoking signs up. Dude what?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Making me do a captcha while trying to unsubscribe from promotional emails is a form of terrorism.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

me as an old person: you know, fortnight used to mean two weeks grandson: why did you have a word for that (the question is so valid that i immediately have a heart attack and die)

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

Because of course she did.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

A house should cost 4 cars, and a car should cost 1000 sandwiches

submitted 74 days ago • 48 comments

Can we just normalize calling it a “Russian Elevator”?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters — theonion.com/assad-return...

submitted 75 days ago • 408 comments

Put your four-ways on.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Does it get boring in heaven?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man, this

submitted 80 days ago • 38 comments

Imagine if the healthcare CEO’s murder is the catalyst for gun control?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 81 days ago • 374 comments

You're not my real can

submitted 82 days ago • 12 comments

Thoughts and prayers.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Rudolph the red nose reindeer is an incredibly low stakes song. One second everyone hates you and then you’re picked to save Christmas the end.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it that whenever someone puts the word “gourmet” in front of anything, it’s guaranteed to be trash?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Day three of elf on the shelf and I’m gonna stick my hand in a blender.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Someone once posted “The flavor of water is its temperature” and I think about that a lot.

submitted 87 days ago • 15 comments

Canadians rn having already gone through the emotional trauma of thanksgiving six weeks ago.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments