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"So what, bundle up bitch. You still owe me one more walk." -- my dog, when I tell him it's colder than a witch's titty outside

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I'm a little hurt I've never been recruited for a cult.

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This would've been a better cast for Kraven the Hunter: Zachery Ty Bryan - Kraven Taran Noah Smith - Kraven's brother Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Rhino Timothy Alan Dick - Kraven's dad

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Damn. You know you've been sitting on the shitter for too long when your watch is like, "Time to get moving!"

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Trump hasn't even been sworn in yet and he's got Musk pushing him to the side and JD and the boys scheming up ways to poison his hamberders. Crazy way to start a presidency after the Jan 6 cliffhanger.

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