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An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
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I'm glad Almirola ain't on here searching his name like he does on X lmao

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

ask him what he said to Bubba in the Toyota meeting if you want him to stop talking

Happy 5 year anniversary @stevedangle20.bsky.social

Aric Almirola’s whole post-Cup career is an argument for taxing the churches

Aric Almirola stay retired bitch

almirola seems like the kind of guy who would tell a gay person to stop shoving pride down his throat …and then turn around and talk about his religion for half an hour

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If you see this do it 🚂 Name: Christopher or Chris Pronouns: he/him Height: 5'7” Sexuality: Bi 💖💜💙 Sign: Capircorn Piercings/Tattoos: No/One (Washington Capitals logo above left knee) Color: Any shade of Blue Drink: Zero Sugar Fruit Punch BodyArmor Food: Sushi

🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍 #HockeyIsForEveryone

Donald Trump’s petty threats are beneath the Office of the President. Governor Janet Mills embodies servant leadership. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I'm usually dismissive of the "can't find out what channel NASCAR is on" complaints, but when you've got four sessions across the weekend and all four are in a different, unrelated place, maybe it has gotten too complicated

I just had an idea

The party of “protecting women”, y’all. The GQP has negative zero shame

Need a crisp bottle of fruit punch Bodyarmor rn

I cannot mentally handle the idea of William Byron and Sabrina Carpenter. The breathless coverage (especially on Fox) would be unbearable.

I’m all for William Byron dating Sabrina Carpenter because her music is definitely not approved by the Liberty University student code of conduct and that might end up being enough for them to drop their sponsorship

One of our favorite things on Xfinity Mobile is watching the Xfinity Stream app, but what are Bubba Wallace’s favorite things to do on the 📱? Let's rank 'em.

Haven't played it yet but it sounds like Balatro is a card game where a clown deals you a card called 'The Negative 20 of Coins' and everything turns purple

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Now that the 4-nations tournament is over, we can go back to hating Jordan Binnington

Yes. More.

A few Florida boys. 😎 #4Nations

BINNINGTON I LOVE YOU, BUT I STILL ABSOLUTELY HATE YOU.

Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles

Aight. Time for the list Fuck Brady Tkachuk Fuck Matthew Tkachuk Fuck Trump Fuck JT Miller Fuck Bill Guerin I still love you Charlie McAvoy

Atlanta ET Today 3-FS1-Truck q 5-CW App-Xfin q NWS:40s,0% rain Sat 11-Prime-Cup q 1:30-FS1-Coverage begins 1:52-FS1-Truck green 30-30-75 4-CW-NASCAR Countdown 5:10-CW-Xfin green 45-45-73 NWS: 40s-50s,5% Sun-FOX 2-NASCAR RaceDay 3:19-Cup green 60-100-100 NWS:50s, 5%

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee

Chump needs to stay AWAY from INDY I MEAN IT

Literally me these past few weeks.

Better than the render, but the hood is still bad lol

Dang it, not Subban being a T**** simp too

Really hope Team Canada Wins.